1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:02:00,954 --> 00:02:01,955 - Morning, Christine. 4 00:02:03,874 --> 00:02:05,334 - Steve, where's Emory? 5 00:02:06,501 --> 00:02:09,629 - I-I'll be right in. Go ahead. 6 00:02:26,396 --> 00:02:27,396 - Come on! 7 00:02:31,526 --> 00:02:33,444 Great! 8 00:02:33,445 --> 00:02:35,738 Oh, that's very good! 9 00:02:35,739 --> 00:02:37,406 Come on, let's go! 10 00:02:37,407 --> 00:02:39,408 Hey, come on! Go! 11 00:02:39,409 --> 00:02:41,327 If you'd just go, there wouldn't be traffic! 12 00:02:41,328 --> 00:02:42,411 Come on! 13 00:02:42,412 --> 00:02:43,621 If everybody moved this much, 14 00:02:43,622 --> 00:02:46,499 we'd be in the city by now, okay! 15 00:02:46,500 --> 00:02:47,875 Come on, let's go! 16 00:02:47,876 --> 00:02:49,335 For god's sake, let's move! 17 00:02:49,336 --> 00:02:51,295 - Hey! What's the matter with you? 18 00:02:51,296 --> 00:02:52,463 - What's the matter with me? 19 00:02:52,464 --> 00:02:53,839 I'll tell you what's the matter with me. 20 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:55,257 You're in front of me! 21 00:02:55,258 --> 00:02:57,885 That's what's the matter with me, you bloody idiot. 22 00:02:57,886 --> 00:03:02,181 Hey, you! Get off that goddamn phone, will you? 23 00:03:02,182 --> 00:03:04,767 Put your window up, too. Thank you. 24 00:03:04,768 --> 00:03:06,812 Let's go, for god's sake! 25 00:03:07,771 --> 00:03:09,313 - You can't always just hit a product and run. 26 00:03:09,314 --> 00:03:13,484 With snack foods, you have to drill, drill, drill 27 00:03:13,485 --> 00:03:14,860 that target audience 28 00:03:14,861 --> 00:03:16,779 until they are consuming your product 29 00:03:16,780 --> 00:03:17,947 not because they love it, 30 00:03:17,948 --> 00:03:20,074 but because they can't escape it. 31 00:03:20,075 --> 00:03:21,784 Anderson, Powell, did you check with research 32 00:03:21,785 --> 00:03:23,077 on that nabisco cracker? 33 00:03:23,078 --> 00:03:25,121 - Yes. - Positioned and ready to go. 34 00:03:27,708 --> 00:03:30,418 - Ah, Mr. Bachman, where's your partner? 35 00:03:30,419 --> 00:03:34,130 Haven't seen you or that little englishman in over a week. 36 00:03:34,131 --> 00:03:35,339 - We're a tad behind, sir. 37 00:03:35,340 --> 00:03:37,258 - You were a tad behind last week. 38 00:03:37,259 --> 00:03:39,760 I want everything on my desk tomorrow. 39 00:03:39,761 --> 00:03:42,097 And I think you know how seriously I mean that. 40 00:03:43,181 --> 00:03:44,724 Now, I want you to assign this 41 00:03:44,725 --> 00:03:47,309 to three separate departments. 42 00:03:47,310 --> 00:03:48,937 - Mr. Bachman! Mr. Bachman! 43 00:03:50,188 --> 00:03:52,898 - Steve. Steve, um, I need your signature to approve the- 44 00:03:52,899 --> 00:03:54,400 - hey, Steve. Hi, Mark. - You! 45 00:03:54,401 --> 00:03:56,652 Mr. Bachman. 46 00:03:56,653 --> 00:03:59,155 Hey. Wait. 47 00:03:59,156 --> 00:04:00,782 You're in deep shit. 48 00:04:05,912 --> 00:04:07,747 - Excuse me. 49 00:04:07,748 --> 00:04:08,914 You don't have a thing, do you? 50 00:04:08,915 --> 00:04:10,833 - Oh, come on. - You have no. 51 00:04:10,834 --> 00:04:12,919 What is going on here? What is going on? 52 00:04:14,087 --> 00:04:15,087 - Writer's block? 53 00:04:15,922 --> 00:04:19,133 - No, Emory, see, that, that happens to authors 54 00:04:19,134 --> 00:04:22,094 after 80 or 100 years 55 00:04:22,095 --> 00:04:24,346 of writing thick, complicated novels. 56 00:04:24,347 --> 00:04:25,514 You write slogans. 57 00:04:25,515 --> 00:04:26,974 You write stupid slogans... hey. 58 00:04:26,975 --> 00:04:28,893 - That go next to pictures in magazines. 59 00:04:28,894 --> 00:04:29,770 Nobody... what did? 60 00:04:29,771 --> 00:04:30,853 - Runs out of those. 61 00:04:30,854 --> 00:04:33,022 - It's more complicated than that. 62 00:04:33,023 --> 00:04:36,567 Ads may be a more vital stimulus than we realize. 63 00:04:36,568 --> 00:04:37,527 - What are you talking about? 64 00:04:37,527 --> 00:04:38,403 Where, where are the proofs? 65 00:04:38,404 --> 00:04:39,570 C- can I see the Chrysler proofs? 66 00:04:39,571 --> 00:04:42,823 - Hey, how much can you say about a Chrysler 67 00:04:42,824 --> 00:04:44,158 and still be honest with yourself? 68 00:04:44,159 --> 00:04:49,163 I mean, nobody cares about Lee iacocca. 69 00:04:49,164 --> 00:04:50,664 He's like an annoying relative 70 00:04:50,665 --> 00:04:53,459 who keeps coming over for something to eat. 71 00:04:53,460 --> 00:04:55,544 - He runs the company. 72 00:04:55,545 --> 00:04:59,632 - I. I don't even like chryslers, you know? 73 00:04:59,633 --> 00:05:00,550 I mean, they're not sporty. 74 00:05:00,551 --> 00:05:02,051 Have you seen the people who drive them lately? 75 00:05:02,052 --> 00:05:04,845 They just don't look normal. 76 00:05:04,846 --> 00:05:09,016 Let's face it, Steve, you and I lie for a living. 77 00:05:09,017 --> 00:05:10,684 And, and, I, it's not easy for me 78 00:05:10,685 --> 00:05:13,021 to digest that anymore. 79 00:05:14,981 --> 00:05:15,981 Excuse me. 80 00:05:20,070 --> 00:05:22,488 - Uh, do you wanna tell me anything? 81 00:05:22,489 --> 00:05:26,743 I mean. Is everything okay with, uh, cheri? 82 00:05:27,619 --> 00:05:29,328 - Okay-er than ever. What? 83 00:05:29,329 --> 00:05:30,496 For crying out loud. 84 00:05:30,497 --> 00:05:32,790 - Look, you're my partner, 85 00:05:32,791 --> 00:05:35,292 and you have a responsibility to me. 86 00:05:35,293 --> 00:05:37,169 You know, we're in a very critical spot right now, 87 00:05:37,170 --> 00:05:39,547 and I need to know if you are having a problem. 88 00:05:39,548 --> 00:05:40,631 Now, are you having a problem? 89 00:05:40,632 --> 00:05:42,216 - I'm not having a problem. 90 00:05:42,217 --> 00:05:43,843 I mean, I love my work. 91 00:05:43,844 --> 00:05:46,929 I just have to position the products right in my mind. 92 00:05:46,930 --> 00:05:48,639 Hook. I need the right hook. 93 00:05:48,640 --> 00:05:51,016 I need the right hook, that's all. 94 00:05:51,017 --> 00:05:53,936 - We need Chrysler, Volvo, Jaguar, atandt. 95 00:05:53,937 --> 00:05:56,689 I need that Greek tourist bureau and united airlines. 96 00:05:56,690 --> 00:05:58,024 You have 24 hours. 97 00:06:00,235 --> 00:06:02,403 - Mm? - Mm-hmm, great. 98 00:06:02,404 --> 00:06:04,405 - I'm trusting you. - Hey, I love trust. 99 00:06:04,406 --> 00:06:06,867 Trust is a, a beautiful thing. 100 00:06:07,909 --> 00:06:08,909 - Where you going? 101 00:06:09,619 --> 00:06:10,537 - We're always taking the elevator. 102 00:06:10,538 --> 00:06:12,080 I'm gonna meander down this way. 103 00:06:13,540 --> 00:06:15,958 - It's 127 flights. 104 00:06:36,563 --> 00:06:37,563 - Yes! 105 00:06:42,861 --> 00:06:43,695 - Look, talk to me tomorrow. 106 00:06:43,696 --> 00:06:46,697 You'll handle all those questions, and I'll handle whatever. 107 00:06:46,698 --> 00:06:48,909 You know, whatever their concerns are. 108 00:06:49,910 --> 00:06:50,993 Right, I'm trying, I'm trying. 109 00:06:50,994 --> 00:06:53,746 As soon as I can. I haven't moved in 10 minutes. 110 00:06:53,747 --> 00:06:57,082 I spoke to Schiller about that. 111 00:06:57,083 --> 00:06:58,584 He told me they were unloading all those issues 112 00:06:58,585 --> 00:07:00,128 as soon as the mergers are done. 113 00:07:01,087 --> 00:07:03,047 Gotta go. Yes. 114 00:07:03,048 --> 00:07:04,548 - Yes, I'm almost home. - Excuse me. 115 00:07:04,549 --> 00:07:06,050 - Hey, man, I'm on the phone. 116 00:07:06,051 --> 00:07:07,718 What? 117 00:07:07,719 --> 00:07:09,178 What the? Son of a bitch. 118 00:07:09,179 --> 00:07:13,390 - People who use car phones annoy other drivers. 119 00:07:18,730 --> 00:07:21,482 Hey, I have great news. I'm over that block. 120 00:07:21,483 --> 00:07:23,442 Do you know what the problem was? Psychological. 121 00:07:23,443 --> 00:07:25,904 - Sir, I literally wouldn't wait another second. 122 00:07:27,238 --> 00:07:29,657 - You were supposed to show me these before the meeting. 123 00:07:29,658 --> 00:07:32,409 - That was then. - These better be great. 124 00:07:43,630 --> 00:07:45,131 - Is this some fucking joke? 125 00:07:53,181 --> 00:07:56,600 "Buy volvos. They're boxy, but they're good. 126 00:07:56,601 --> 00:07:57,851 We know they're not sexy. 127 00:07:57,852 --> 00:08:00,896 This is not a smart time to be sexy anyway, 128 00:08:00,897 --> 00:08:03,273 with so many new diseases around. 129 00:08:03,274 --> 00:08:05,527 Be safe instead of sexy." 130 00:08:06,444 --> 00:08:07,611 - Right. 131 00:08:07,612 --> 00:08:12,199 - “Volvo, boxy but good." Are you crazy? 132 00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:14,118 Are you out of your fucking mind? 133 00:08:14,119 --> 00:08:15,536 - Hey, I thought this would appeal 134 00:08:15,537 --> 00:08:17,497 to a no-nonsense-type consumer. 135 00:08:18,498 --> 00:08:19,416 - Who the hell ever heard 136 00:08:19,417 --> 00:08:22,209 of advertising that a car is boxy, mm? 137 00:08:22,210 --> 00:08:23,419 - But. - Who? 138 00:08:23,420 --> 00:08:26,046 - They are boxy. They are boxy. 139 00:08:26,047 --> 00:08:27,673 An intelligent buyer knows that. 140 00:08:27,674 --> 00:08:29,801 Hey, let's not fool the public anymore. 141 00:08:31,011 --> 00:08:33,595 Let's not lie, Steve. 142 00:08:33,596 --> 00:08:36,765 Let's level with america. 143 00:08:36,766 --> 00:08:39,268 - We can't level, you crazy bastard. 144 00:08:39,269 --> 00:08:40,436 We're in advertising. 145 00:08:40,437 --> 00:08:43,147 - Yes. "This mouthwash kills germs. 146 00:08:43,148 --> 00:08:45,190 This dishwashing liquid softens hands." 147 00:08:45,191 --> 00:08:46,817 Hey, seriously, do you know anyone 148 00:08:46,818 --> 00:08:49,153 who soaks their hands in dish soap? 149 00:08:49,154 --> 00:08:51,947 If you saw your mother soaking her hands in dish soap, 150 00:08:51,948 --> 00:08:54,325 you'd call for a bloody ambulance, wouldn't you? 151 00:08:58,663 --> 00:09:00,205 Ah! 152 00:09:00,206 --> 00:09:03,125 - Oh, this is lovely. Truth in travel? 153 00:09:03,126 --> 00:09:04,251 - Ah-huh. 154 00:09:04,252 --> 00:09:07,212 - "Forget France. - The French can be annoying. 155 00:09:07,213 --> 00:09:09,298 Come to Greece. We're nicer“? 156 00:09:09,299 --> 00:09:11,133 - So? - “We're nicer“? 157 00:09:11,134 --> 00:09:15,345 - The French pride themselves on being annoying. 158 00:09:15,346 --> 00:09:16,847 In Paris they have contests. 159 00:09:16,848 --> 00:09:19,809 I mean, they're, they're eligible for huge prizes. 160 00:09:21,853 --> 00:09:23,187 "Quaker oats. 161 00:09:23,188 --> 00:09:25,856 Does this cereal taste great? Who knows." 162 00:09:25,857 --> 00:09:28,108 But at least the box is cute." 163 00:09:28,109 --> 00:09:31,695 - Right. - “The box is cute“? 164 00:09:31,696 --> 00:09:33,739 - The box is cute. 165 00:09:33,740 --> 00:09:35,116 - This is truly nuts. 166 00:09:36,701 --> 00:09:38,911 "Jaguar. Sleek and smart. 167 00:09:38,912 --> 00:09:40,996 For men who'd like hand jobs 168 00:09:40,997 --> 00:09:43,791 from beautiful women they hardly know"? 169 00:09:43,792 --> 00:09:46,585 - That's what all of these ads really mean. 170 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:48,587 Men buy these cars because of it, 171 00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:50,005 so why don't we just come out and say, 172 00:09:50,006 --> 00:09:51,340 "hey, we know what you want. 173 00:09:51,341 --> 00:09:55,261 Here it is. This is for that"? 174 00:09:58,389 --> 00:10:00,016 - This is getting scary. 175 00:10:04,813 --> 00:10:06,563 - Why don't we? Let's go for a walk. 176 00:10:06,564 --> 00:10:07,982 Come on. I'm taking you home. 177 00:10:20,537 --> 00:10:22,497 - What happened? - With what? 178 00:10:27,001 --> 00:10:28,001 - Where is cheri? 179 00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:31,172 - Cheri? Ah. 180 00:10:32,298 --> 00:10:34,592 Ha, yeah, cheri went to the cleaners. 181 00:10:37,428 --> 00:10:39,263 - She took the drapes? 182 00:10:39,264 --> 00:10:40,764 And the appliances, the rugs? 183 00:10:40,765 --> 00:10:43,183 She took all her belongings to the cleaners? 184 00:10:43,184 --> 00:10:45,562 - Yeah, yeah. She's, she's very insecure. 185 00:10:51,442 --> 00:10:52,277 - I'll give you a phone number. 186 00:10:52,278 --> 00:10:54,069 I want you to call this woman tomorrow morning. 187 00:10:54,070 --> 00:10:56,196 Her name is Dr. Baylor, all right? 188 00:10:56,197 --> 00:10:57,531 She's at bennington hospital. 189 00:10:57,532 --> 00:10:59,408 - Baylor, baylor, baylor 190 00:10:59,409 --> 00:11:00,826 - remember Jerry kleiner in marketing? 191 00:11:00,827 --> 00:11:02,578 He was pissing down elevator shafts? 192 00:11:02,579 --> 00:11:06,749 God, yeah. God, what a great day that was. 193 00:11:07,834 --> 00:11:08,668 - Well, we sent him up there, 194 00:11:08,669 --> 00:11:10,878 and in three weeks he was back to normal. 195 00:11:10,879 --> 00:11:13,338 Call her first thing in the morning, okay? 196 00:11:13,339 --> 00:11:15,049 - Okay, okay. This is paper, right? 197 00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:17,343 - You hear what I'm saying? 198 00:11:17,343 --> 00:11:18,178 - Yeah. - Call her. 199 00:11:18,179 --> 00:11:20,012 - I'll call her. I'll call her. 200 00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:22,307 I'll use the phone. 201 00:11:23,349 --> 00:11:25,435 They're great just for that sort of thing. 202 00:11:27,061 --> 00:11:28,312 - We can market a product 203 00:11:28,313 --> 00:11:30,606 before your companies even produce it. 204 00:11:30,607 --> 00:11:33,066 Okay, say, say you wanna do a market analysis 205 00:11:33,067 --> 00:11:35,319 for certain electronic items. 206 00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:36,320 - Steve, you've gotta see these. 207 00:11:36,321 --> 00:11:37,779 - You should not be here. 208 00:11:37,780 --> 00:11:38,615 - Steve. 209 00:11:38,615 --> 00:11:39,449 - Look, did you call the doctor? 210 00:11:39,449 --> 00:11:40,408 - You are in a must-see situation. 211 00:11:40,408 --> 00:11:41,242 You must see these. 212 00:11:41,243 --> 00:11:43,577 - No, no, no. Emory, the ads are all done. 213 00:11:43,578 --> 00:11:44,912 - Okay. - They're all taken care of. 214 00:11:44,913 --> 00:11:45,747 - Fine. 215 00:11:45,748 --> 00:11:47,206 United airlines. Whole new way to go. 216 00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:48,582 Sit. Sit down. 217 00:11:48,583 --> 00:11:49,667 Sit. Okay. 218 00:11:51,294 --> 00:11:53,795 "Your fear of flying may be valid. 219 00:11:53,796 --> 00:11:55,547 There are always plenty of plane crashes, 220 00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:57,549 and people die like crazy. 221 00:11:57,550 --> 00:12:00,010 But you should also know that more people arrive 222 00:12:00,011 --> 00:12:01,845 at their destinations alive on our flights 223 00:12:01,846 --> 00:12:02,930 than on many others. 224 00:12:02,931 --> 00:12:06,099 So if you have to fly, fly us. 225 00:12:06,100 --> 00:12:09,354 United. Most of our passengers get there alive." 226 00:12:21,407 --> 00:12:23,283 - Mr. Leeson? - Yes. 227 00:12:24,119 --> 00:12:25,369 - I'm Dr. Baylor. 228 00:12:25,370 --> 00:12:28,205 Our administrator, Dr. Koch, is out of town 229 00:12:28,206 --> 00:12:29,998 for a few weeks at a conference, 230 00:12:29,999 --> 00:12:31,959 but your medical files arrived this morning. 231 00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:33,627 We've been expecting you. 232 00:12:33,628 --> 00:12:34,796 What brings you here? 233 00:12:35,922 --> 00:12:37,589 - A Pontiac. A Pontiac brings me here. 234 00:12:41,177 --> 00:12:43,388 Oh, I-I can't afford this. 235 00:12:44,639 --> 00:12:46,598 - The company's gonna pay for it. You know that. 236 00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:49,643 - Okay, why don't we just jump right in, hm? 237 00:12:49,644 --> 00:12:51,103 - Jump into what? Jump into what? 238 00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:52,729 - I don't know. 239 00:12:52,730 --> 00:12:54,523 - Normally, we start a new patient 240 00:12:54,524 --> 00:12:56,608 on a 10-day observation period, 241 00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:59,152 and then after that, with the consent 242 00:12:59,153 --> 00:13:01,571 of a relative or a conservator, 243 00:13:01,572 --> 00:13:03,240 we're qualified to make recommendations 244 00:13:03,241 --> 00:13:04,825 regarding additional treatment. 245 00:13:04,826 --> 00:13:07,035 So there are a number of details 246 00:13:07,036 --> 00:13:09,288 that will need to be taken care of. 247 00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:10,998 Which means you will need to sign some papers. 248 00:13:10,999 --> 00:13:13,667 - Listen, I-I will gladly sign whatever the hell you want, 249 00:13:13,668 --> 00:13:15,294 but I'm late for several things 250 00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:16,712 and I-I really have to make a phone call. 251 00:13:16,713 --> 00:13:18,548 - Hello, I'm William Holden. 252 00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:23,176 - Take me away from here. - I'll buy you dinner. 253 00:13:23,177 --> 00:13:24,219 I'll buy you a restaurant. 254 00:13:24,220 --> 00:13:25,179 - I have to go. 255 00:13:25,180 --> 00:13:28,807 - You did quite a bit of silent farting in the car, 256 00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:30,392 so you're not perfect either. 257 00:13:30,393 --> 00:13:31,935 - Just take care of yourself. 258 00:13:31,936 --> 00:13:34,396 - You're, you're putting me in here because I'm short. 259 00:13:34,397 --> 00:13:35,439 - I'm not putting you in here. 260 00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:36,606 Your employer is putting you in here, 261 00:13:36,607 --> 00:13:39,484 and, and if you leave before you're supposed to, 262 00:13:39,485 --> 00:13:41,154 you're not gonna have an employer. 263 00:13:44,407 --> 00:13:47,284 - I-I am an executive. - I shouldn't be here. 264 00:13:47,285 --> 00:13:49,370 - We have quite a few executives here. 265 00:13:51,122 --> 00:13:52,122 Come on. 266 00:13:53,082 --> 00:13:54,249 Come on. 267 00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:55,292 I'll see that you're placed 268 00:13:55,293 --> 00:13:57,045 with people you're comfortable with. 269 00:13:58,588 --> 00:14:00,255 Let's go see if you like your room. 270 00:14:00,256 --> 00:14:03,342 - There better not be any singles functions here. 271 00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:04,384 - I'm a hundred miles away, 272 00:14:04,385 --> 00:14:06,553 so, wh-what am I supposed to do? 273 00:14:06,554 --> 00:14:07,472 - I understand that, sir, 274 00:14:07,473 --> 00:14:09,431 but, but you know bauman won't accept anything 275 00:14:09,432 --> 00:14:10,682 without written authorizations, so. 276 00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:12,142 Well, I am admitting someone 277 00:14:12,143 --> 00:14:13,310 to a mental institution. 278 00:14:13,311 --> 00:14:15,312 - Abs, I understand that. Absolutely. 279 00:14:15,313 --> 00:14:18,190 - So obviously, I can't be there right now. 280 00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:19,232 - Okay, how about? - No, these, 281 00:14:19,233 --> 00:14:21,193 these can't be late. 282 00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:24,279 Look, uh, look, take the proofs off my desk 283 00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:25,572 and bring 'em up to distribution, 284 00:14:25,573 --> 00:14:27,949 and tell bauman that you have my verbal okay. 285 00:14:27,950 --> 00:14:29,368 - Okay, fine. - Go. 286 00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:30,536 - Yes, sir. Bye bye. 287 00:14:35,958 --> 00:14:39,419 - Now, look, I went to a whole school for this, okay? 288 00:14:39,420 --> 00:14:40,837 You're in advertising. 289 00:14:40,838 --> 00:14:42,547 People have questions about that, they ask you. 290 00:14:42,548 --> 00:14:44,841 People have questions about this, they ask me. 291 00:14:44,842 --> 00:14:47,302 - Mm-hmm. Well, I do have a couple of questions. 292 00:14:47,303 --> 00:14:48,720 - Oh, no, no, this is a closet. 293 00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:50,681 - Oh, fine, thank you. Um. 294 00:14:52,767 --> 00:14:55,269 - Why don't you just relax, settle in, 295 00:14:56,187 --> 00:14:58,397 make yourself comfortable in here? 296 00:14:58,398 --> 00:15:00,607 There's a support session in the day room in a half-an-hour. 297 00:15:00,608 --> 00:15:02,109 I'd really like to see you there. 298 00:15:02,110 --> 00:15:03,777 - Hey, hey. I know what that is. 299 00:15:03,778 --> 00:15:05,404 That's group therapy. 300 00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:06,780 I know this is a mental institution. 301 00:15:06,781 --> 00:15:09,032 I see people walking around in the little blue slippers. 302 00:15:09,033 --> 00:15:12,994 And I can tell you right now, my problems will not be solved 303 00:15:12,995 --> 00:15:14,579 by hanging around with odd little people 304 00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:16,998 who talk to themselves, who play fake games, 305 00:15:16,999 --> 00:15:20,669 and who gallivant around in little blue hospital slippers. 306 00:15:20,670 --> 00:15:24,047 Okay? 307 00:15:24,048 --> 00:15:25,633 - Day room. Half an hour. 308 00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:28,219 Try and relax. 309 00:15:42,316 --> 00:15:44,902 - God. Great, great. 310 00:15:46,195 --> 00:15:49,282 First a mental institution, 311 00:15:50,491 --> 00:15:51,659 now rain? 312 00:15:52,910 --> 00:15:56,371 God. 313 00:16:23,441 --> 00:16:24,441 I'm Kathy. 314 00:16:25,693 --> 00:16:27,069 I'm a patient here too. 315 00:16:29,447 --> 00:16:30,447 - Oh. 316 00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:35,202 - You wanna go to a support session? 317 00:16:35,203 --> 00:16:38,664 - Um, um, uh, yeah. Yeah, um. 318 00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:41,292 But I'll need slippers. 319 00:16:41,293 --> 00:16:43,961 Uh, blue. I-I like blue. 320 00:16:45,046 --> 00:16:48,173 - In 1975, saab changed over from electronic fuel injection 321 00:16:48,174 --> 00:16:50,926 to continuous injection, which required a whopping 20 pounds 322 00:16:50,927 --> 00:16:52,552 of fuel pressure to start the car. 323 00:16:52,553 --> 00:16:53,595 - Now, how's. - Hi. 324 00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:55,556 Oh, let's move on then, 325 00:16:55,557 --> 00:16:58,225 to discuss the fuel-injection system of the 900 series 326 00:16:58,226 --> 00:17:01,186 as compared with those of the '73 saab 96 ls- 327 00:17:01,187 --> 00:17:02,021 - he's a lunatic. 328 00:17:02,022 --> 00:17:03,313 - Which had a carburetted intake system- 329 00:17:03,314 --> 00:17:05,482 - we call him saabs. That's all he talks about, saabs. 330 00:17:05,483 --> 00:17:08,485 - All models. 1971, 1988. - Let's move on. 331 00:17:08,486 --> 00:17:09,945 - Excuse me. 332 00:17:09,946 --> 00:17:10,780 - That's mort. 333 00:17:10,781 --> 00:17:12,614 All he wants in life is to be a comedy writer 334 00:17:12,615 --> 00:17:13,657 and move to Hollywood. 335 00:17:13,658 --> 00:17:14,492 - Kathy, whoa. 336 00:17:14,493 --> 00:17:15,784 - And there's coffee and dough- 337 00:17:15,785 --> 00:17:17,619 - got a real killer for you. 338 00:17:17,620 --> 00:17:20,163 There was a Jew at a circle and a gorilla. 339 00:17:20,164 --> 00:17:22,707 The Lane shift separates- 340 00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:25,919 The... the gorilla says, "fine." 341 00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:27,880 - Ah. - I'm Manuel robles. 342 00:17:28,798 --> 00:17:30,382 I'm latino, and I enjoy it. 343 00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:31,383 - Emory leeson. 344 00:17:32,218 --> 00:17:33,469 - Incidentally, I'm macho. 345 00:17:34,512 --> 00:17:36,138 - Incidentally, you're crazy. 346 00:17:37,265 --> 00:17:38,265 - Also true. 347 00:17:39,684 --> 00:17:40,518 Did you know 348 00:17:40,519 --> 00:17:42,399 that I have two completely different-sized feet? 349 00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:47,190 Why do these things take so long to get going? 350 00:17:47,191 --> 00:17:48,608 Emory. 351 00:18:00,246 --> 00:18:01,372 - Hel. Lo 352 00:18:05,835 --> 00:18:06,877 - hello. Hello. 353 00:18:15,177 --> 00:18:17,470 - I'm lost. I am totally lost. 354 00:18:17,471 --> 00:18:19,723 - That's George. He only says hello. 355 00:18:19,724 --> 00:18:22,435 It's the only word he says he has affection for. Hello. 356 00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:32,569 - Hi, new person, I'm judge. 357 00:18:32,570 --> 00:18:34,571 - Hi, I'm Emory. - I know. 358 00:18:34,572 --> 00:18:36,615 Have you any connections in the ballet world? 359 00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:37,741 - The ballet? I- - yeah, well, I, 360 00:18:37,742 --> 00:18:38,992 I need ballet tickets. 361 00:18:38,993 --> 00:18:40,452 See, I love the ballet. 362 00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:42,704 I love the little toe shoes they wear. 363 00:18:42,705 --> 00:18:44,956 I can't help myself anymore. 364 00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:46,666 - Huh. - He loves the ballet. 365 00:18:46,667 --> 00:18:49,461 The man's obsessed. 366 00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:50,587 - Good afternoon, everyone. 367 00:18:50,588 --> 00:18:51,755 - Hello. - Hi, Mrs. Baylor. 368 00:18:51,756 --> 00:18:54,049 How are you today, Dr. Baylor? 369 00:18:54,050 --> 00:18:56,801 - Good. - Good afternoon, Dr. Baylor. 370 00:18:56,802 --> 00:18:59,888 - Kath. Bruce. - Hi. 371 00:18:59,889 --> 00:19:02,891 - Today we're going to talk about feelings. 372 00:19:02,892 --> 00:19:06,102 Oh. 373 00:19:06,103 --> 00:19:10,065 - Feelings that we feel versus feelings that we don't. 374 00:19:10,066 --> 00:19:11,941 We have someone new in the group today. 375 00:19:11,942 --> 00:19:12,942 Emory leeson. 376 00:19:13,903 --> 00:19:15,196 How do you feel about that? 377 00:19:19,325 --> 00:19:21,285 Who can give me an example of a feeling? 378 00:19:22,244 --> 00:19:25,080 - Scallops? - Eskimo pie? 379 00:19:27,625 --> 00:19:31,212 - I feel sad. 380 00:19:32,213 --> 00:19:33,213 For Emory. 381 00:19:34,256 --> 00:19:38,343 I know underneath he feels bad about being here. 382 00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:41,513 - Emory. Why do you think you're here? 383 00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:46,352 - Well, I realized I was lying all the time. 384 00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:52,399 Lying in my work, lying in my relationships, 385 00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:53,609 lying to myself. 386 00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:58,197 - What can we do for Emory to make him feel better? 387 00:20:00,282 --> 00:20:04,703 - We can let him know that we care, that we're his friends. 388 00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:08,748 - Shit! She knew that from before. 389 00:20:08,749 --> 00:20:11,084 - Bruce, it's not a contest. 390 00:20:11,085 --> 00:20:12,919 It's an opportunity to show someone 391 00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:16,005 who's going through a rough time that we care. 392 00:20:16,006 --> 00:20:17,633 How do we show someone we care? 393 00:20:21,011 --> 00:20:24,931 - Series compared with those of the '73 saab. 394 00:20:24,932 --> 00:20:26,975 - I know one way. 395 00:20:46,537 --> 00:20:48,122 - I'm quite visibly moved. 396 00:20:49,123 --> 00:20:50,624 I wanna get a hug in there too. 397 00:20:59,842 --> 00:21:00,968 Me! 398 00:21:03,345 --> 00:21:04,888 - Me too. 399 00:21:09,393 --> 00:21:10,393 Hug.hug. 400 00:21:27,870 --> 00:21:29,788 - Why the hell are my ads still in here? 401 00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:31,664 - Well, I-I thought olander took 'em up. 402 00:21:31,665 --> 00:21:33,875 They were right here on your desk. 403 00:22:12,748 --> 00:22:13,915 Let me ask you something. 404 00:22:13,916 --> 00:22:16,000 I mean, you don't seem like these other people. 405 00:22:16,001 --> 00:22:16,961 Why you here? 406 00:22:16,962 --> 00:22:19,128 - Well, I have fears. 407 00:22:19,129 --> 00:22:21,214 Fears of being in closed places. 408 00:22:21,215 --> 00:22:24,217 I also have a fear of being in open places. 409 00:22:24,218 --> 00:22:26,053 Actually, I have a fear of everything. 410 00:22:27,012 --> 00:22:29,473 - Oh, well, of course. - Come on. 411 00:22:35,312 --> 00:22:37,690 Come on. I need information. 412 00:22:39,733 --> 00:22:42,569 - And then she just left. Suddenly, you know? 413 00:22:42,570 --> 00:22:45,531 She took everything. And I mean everything. 414 00:22:47,616 --> 00:22:51,619 - The citrus juicer, maps. - That's terrible. 415 00:22:51,620 --> 00:22:52,620 - Oh, god. 416 00:22:55,332 --> 00:22:56,624 Ha! 417 00:22:56,625 --> 00:22:58,209 I don't like the woods, by the way. 418 00:22:58,210 --> 00:23:00,378 I- I have a fear of woods. 419 00:23:00,379 --> 00:23:02,630 - It doesn't sound like she liked you very much. 420 00:23:02,631 --> 00:23:05,718 - Um, well, no. She, uh, shit. 421 00:23:07,094 --> 00:23:08,094 Uh. Oh. 422 00:23:12,016 --> 00:23:14,727 She just had, uh, just had trouble showing it. 423 00:23:17,646 --> 00:23:19,148 She's pretty, right? 424 00:23:20,232 --> 00:23:21,733 It's always the pretty ones. 425 00:23:21,734 --> 00:23:23,818 They have trouble with packages. 426 00:23:23,819 --> 00:23:25,778 They have trouble with their car. 427 00:23:25,779 --> 00:23:27,906 They have trouble with shoes. 428 00:23:27,907 --> 00:23:29,700 They have trouble showing their love. 429 00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:34,203 Pretty girls are breaking everybody's back. 430 00:23:34,204 --> 00:23:36,039 - But you're, you're pretty. 431 00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:37,874 I mean, really pretty. 432 00:23:37,875 --> 00:23:40,001 - Yes, but I don't have the problems 433 00:23:40,002 --> 00:23:41,711 normally associated with prettiness, 434 00:23:41,712 --> 00:23:44,340 because when I was a child, I looked like ed McMahon. 435 00:23:48,302 --> 00:23:51,722 Keep walking. There's a special place I want you to see. 436 00:23:53,182 --> 00:23:54,223 - Trees, I think. 437 00:23:54,224 --> 00:23:55,308 I've always felt that trees 438 00:23:55,309 --> 00:23:57,602 are in some way displeased with me. 439 00:23:57,603 --> 00:23:58,437 I'm wringing wet. 440 00:23:58,438 --> 00:24:00,313 - With some people, everything is hard. 441 00:24:00,314 --> 00:24:03,524 Living with them's hard. Leaving them is hard. 442 00:24:03,525 --> 00:24:05,276 My brother had a girl like that. 443 00:24:05,277 --> 00:24:07,654 She practically ruined his life. 444 00:24:07,655 --> 00:24:08,947 - Well, I told her I loved her, 445 00:24:08,948 --> 00:24:11,616 but she said I didn't love intelligently. 446 00:24:11,617 --> 00:24:12,700 - What does that mean? 447 00:24:12,701 --> 00:24:13,952 - I don't know. 448 00:24:13,953 --> 00:24:16,329 - How could you have stayed with this Princess? 449 00:24:16,330 --> 00:24:18,790 - Oh, I never felt I could get in on the ground floor 450 00:24:18,791 --> 00:24:22,043 with the really appealing people. 451 00:24:22,044 --> 00:24:25,588 Oh, everybody thinks that. 452 00:24:25,589 --> 00:24:28,925 - No, no. Girls at school used to seriously ostracize me. 453 00:24:28,926 --> 00:24:30,510 - Oh, that happens to everyone. 454 00:24:30,511 --> 00:24:34,597 - These girls would call me over, chew licorice, 455 00:24:34,598 --> 00:24:37,517 smile, and spit the juice at me. 456 00:24:37,518 --> 00:24:38,894 A lot of people. 457 00:24:40,688 --> 00:24:42,523 Well, not exactly a lot of people. 458 00:24:44,692 --> 00:24:48,194 Yeah, that's bad. Because it stains. 459 00:24:58,122 --> 00:25:00,790 Cheri was the best-looking girlfriend I ever had. 460 00:25:00,791 --> 00:25:02,542 We were supposed to get married. 461 00:25:02,543 --> 00:25:03,960 - I'm changing the subject now. 462 00:25:03,961 --> 00:25:04,961 We're here. 463 00:25:18,976 --> 00:25:20,602 - Great. It's great. 464 00:25:22,521 --> 00:25:26,024 - You're the first person I've ever shared this place with. 465 00:25:26,025 --> 00:25:29,361 - It's, it's lovely. Absolutely wonderful. 466 00:25:31,071 --> 00:25:32,406 - Forget the girl, Emory. 467 00:25:33,282 --> 00:25:36,160 She's already draining me, and I didn't even meet her. 468 00:25:38,871 --> 00:25:41,123 I can feel how hard your life has been. 469 00:25:42,291 --> 00:25:44,250 I really hope you get help here. 470 00:25:44,251 --> 00:25:45,919 - Well, I'm, I'm hoping that. 471 00:25:51,425 --> 00:25:53,844 Um. How? 472 00:25:55,179 --> 00:25:57,513 How can we be getting so romantic so fast, 473 00:25:57,514 --> 00:25:59,975 without any courtship or anything? 474 00:26:02,603 --> 00:26:04,729 - I'm nuts. - Oh. 475 00:26:07,775 --> 00:26:09,609 Good serve. 476 00:26:11,987 --> 00:26:13,321 - Judge. - I got it! 477 00:26:13,322 --> 00:26:15,198 All right. Oh! 478 00:26:15,199 --> 00:26:17,326 - Hello. - I got it. Yeah. 479 00:26:20,454 --> 00:26:22,330 - I got it, I got it, I got it. 480 00:26:24,792 --> 00:26:26,042 - Take it, saabs. - Come on, saabs, 481 00:26:26,043 --> 00:26:26,877 hit it where they ain't. 482 00:26:26,878 --> 00:26:28,878 I got it, I got it, I got it. Ooh, oh. 483 00:26:28,879 --> 00:26:30,004 - I got it. - Over here. 484 00:26:30,005 --> 00:26:31,089 - Hey. - Hey. 485 00:26:31,090 --> 00:26:32,840 - Coming up. - Coming to me, coming to me. 486 00:26:32,841 --> 00:26:34,050 I got it. 487 00:26:34,051 --> 00:26:35,885 - They know they don't have a ball? 488 00:26:35,886 --> 00:26:38,763 - Of course. - Good, good, good. 489 00:26:38,764 --> 00:26:41,015 - Yo, em. - Got it. 490 00:26:41,016 --> 00:26:44,061 - I got this one. - Come on, come on. 491 00:26:46,396 --> 00:26:47,980 Emory. Come on in, man. 492 00:26:47,981 --> 00:26:48,981 Hey, new meat. 493 00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:55,154 - Hello. - Oh, hello. 494 00:27:06,333 --> 00:27:08,292 It's mine, it's mine, right here. 495 00:27:08,293 --> 00:27:09,961 - Okay, oh! 496 00:27:12,381 --> 00:27:14,423 - I got it, I got it, I got it. 497 00:27:14,424 --> 00:27:15,883 - Okay. - I got it. 498 00:27:15,884 --> 00:27:17,135 - Yeah! - I got it. 499 00:27:17,136 --> 00:27:19,887 - Okay, over here. - Nice, nice. 500 00:27:33,443 --> 00:27:36,863 - “Metamucil. It helps you go to the toilet. 501 00:27:36,864 --> 00:27:39,575 If you don't use it, you'll get cancer and die.“ 502 00:27:47,374 --> 00:27:50,668 "Paramount pictures presents 'the freak.' 503 00:27:50,669 --> 00:27:52,211 this movie won't just scare you, 504 00:27:52,212 --> 00:27:54,506 it will fuck you up for life." 505 00:27:59,678 --> 00:28:01,679 I wanna know how the fuck the word fuck 506 00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:04,016 gets in the "New York fucking times." 507 00:28:08,604 --> 00:28:12,773 "Stop pretending. If you look like this, then you're fat. 508 00:28:12,774 --> 00:28:15,610 In fact, you're a fat slob. 509 00:28:15,611 --> 00:28:18,488 Admit it. Do something about it. 510 00:28:21,408 --> 00:28:23,910 Wanna stop sweating on relatively cool days? 511 00:28:23,911 --> 00:28:26,871 Get to a phone, call vitaflex toll-free. 512 00:28:26,872 --> 00:28:31,542 If you call now, we'll send you a free plant." 513 00:28:31,543 --> 00:28:35,923 A free plant for fat slobs. 514 00:28:37,966 --> 00:28:41,386 You are so fired it is unbelievable. 515 00:29:02,324 --> 00:29:06,452 - Hello, I'm fat. Do you have any ficus trees? 516 00:29:06,453 --> 00:29:07,536 - We have to admit that? 517 00:29:07,537 --> 00:29:09,873 - I think you have to say that to get the plant. 518 00:29:11,750 --> 00:29:14,669 - Hello? We're fat. 519 00:29:14,670 --> 00:29:17,464 We're tired of sweating on relatively cool days. 520 00:29:19,383 --> 00:29:21,968 - I knew we were fat. I didn't think we were slobs. 521 00:29:21,969 --> 00:29:24,637 - Hello. Sorry. - Ask about the plant. 522 00:29:24,638 --> 00:29:26,264 - Uh, about the plant. 523 00:29:26,265 --> 00:29:28,599 - Vitaflex diet systems, may I take your order, please? 524 00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:31,352 - You don't have to admit that you're ugly, sir. 525 00:29:31,353 --> 00:29:34,022 - I don't know about the plant, sir. Please hold. 526 00:29:38,151 --> 00:29:39,902 - Here you go. 527 00:29:39,903 --> 00:29:41,988 Here you go, sir. 528 00:29:41,989 --> 00:29:43,781 I'll take two bottles. Thank you so much. 529 00:29:43,782 --> 00:29:47,034 - I'll take one, please. - One bottle, please. 530 00:29:47,035 --> 00:29:49,036 - Sorry, folks, I haven't any more. 531 00:29:49,037 --> 00:29:50,997 There's a run on metamucil. 532 00:29:50,998 --> 00:29:53,708 I- I don't know where they'll have any anywhere. 533 00:29:53,709 --> 00:29:55,626 - No. No. - That's it. 534 00:29:56,920 --> 00:29:59,089 You might try Puerto Rico. Sorry. 535 00:30:00,799 --> 00:30:03,134 - It has resulted in a frantic run on products 536 00:30:03,135 --> 00:30:06,220 ranging from luxury cars to bulk softeners. 537 00:30:06,221 --> 00:30:08,889 Business experts agree this no-nonsense approach 538 00:30:08,890 --> 00:30:10,808 appeals to a new breed of consumer 539 00:30:10,809 --> 00:30:13,060 who wants to be dealt with honestly. 540 00:30:13,061 --> 00:30:15,980 We go live to Connie vega-margolis on long island, 541 00:30:15,981 --> 00:30:19,150 where one no-nonsense ad has brought movie audiences 542 00:30:19,151 --> 00:30:20,901 out in record numbers. 543 00:30:20,902 --> 00:30:24,071 - Earl, we are here at the mineola country theater, 544 00:30:24,072 --> 00:30:26,657 where record numbers of people have turned out 545 00:30:26,658 --> 00:30:28,784 for a movie called "the freak," 546 00:30:28,785 --> 00:30:32,413 which has promised to, well, mess you up for life. 547 00:30:32,414 --> 00:30:34,665 All around the country, people are camping out 548 00:30:34,666 --> 00:30:36,208 to get a place in line and a chance 549 00:30:36,209 --> 00:30:39,045 to experience this phenomenon. 550 00:30:39,046 --> 00:30:39,880 What about you, sir? 551 00:30:39,881 --> 00:30:42,298 Why are you willing to wait two days to get into a movie? 552 00:30:42,299 --> 00:30:44,675 - 20 dollars for a movie? 553 00:30:44,676 --> 00:30:47,845 - You wanna be fucked up for life, that's what it costs. 554 00:30:47,846 --> 00:30:51,974 - This is Connie vega-margolis in mineola for wdbx news. 555 00:30:51,975 --> 00:30:52,975 Back to you, Earl. 556 00:30:56,897 --> 00:30:59,232 - Emory leeson is an advertising genius. 557 00:31:01,026 --> 00:31:02,944 I want him back. 558 00:31:03,945 --> 00:31:05,280 - He's in the hospital, sir. 559 00:31:06,823 --> 00:31:08,115 - Buy him some flowers. 560 00:31:08,116 --> 00:31:11,160 If you want your job back, you get him back. 561 00:31:15,791 --> 00:31:18,502 - Okay, let's move our arms back. 562 00:31:19,920 --> 00:31:21,797 Good. Nice big circles. 563 00:31:23,548 --> 00:31:24,841 And now forward. 564 00:31:28,595 --> 00:31:31,806 Now twist to the right. Great. 565 00:31:31,807 --> 00:31:34,683 - Oh, this is a very good thing. 566 00:31:34,684 --> 00:31:36,018 Good twisting, saabs. 567 00:31:36,019 --> 00:31:37,311 - I thought I was being too aggressive 568 00:31:37,312 --> 00:31:38,813 with you the other day. 569 00:31:38,814 --> 00:31:41,732 - Yes, you were. It was terrible. 570 00:31:41,733 --> 00:31:42,943 Very upsetting. 571 00:31:44,486 --> 00:31:47,363 Mm, please adjust my eyebrows. 572 00:31:47,364 --> 00:31:50,199 Great, you guys are great at working out. 573 00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:51,200 Good work. 574 00:31:53,078 --> 00:31:56,539 Oh, you eyebrow miracle worker, you. 575 00:31:59,501 --> 00:32:01,752 You look great. 576 00:32:01,753 --> 00:32:04,255 You look a lot better than you did a week or so ago. 577 00:32:04,256 --> 00:32:06,465 - Oh, no. No, this could take years. 578 00:32:06,466 --> 00:32:08,884 I'm in very serious shape, it turns out. 579 00:32:08,885 --> 00:32:11,595 - I'm fucking nuts. - Well, maybe. 580 00:32:11,596 --> 00:32:13,180 But you know the crazy stuff that you wrote? 581 00:32:13,181 --> 00:32:16,475 It got printed, and your ads are a huge hit. 582 00:32:16,476 --> 00:32:19,687 This honesty, it's a terrific concept. 583 00:32:19,688 --> 00:32:20,605 We don't know much about it. 584 00:32:20,606 --> 00:32:22,858 I wanna get you on it and get you out of here. 585 00:32:24,109 --> 00:32:25,109 - No. 586 00:32:25,861 --> 00:32:27,027 - What do you, what do you mean, no? 587 00:32:27,028 --> 00:32:29,573 - What? I-I-I need rest. 588 00:32:30,782 --> 00:32:32,116 - I'll get you rest. 589 00:32:32,117 --> 00:32:33,993 I'll get you 24-hour care at home. 590 00:32:33,994 --> 00:32:36,328 Friendly women will come to your house. 591 00:32:36,329 --> 00:32:39,290 - Well, I appreciate the kind and Christian offer, 592 00:32:39,291 --> 00:32:40,417 but no, thanks. 593 00:32:42,169 --> 00:32:43,961 - Come on. You didn't even wanna come here. 594 00:32:43,962 --> 00:32:46,088 - I know, I know, but the staff is so friendly, 595 00:32:46,089 --> 00:32:48,591 and, and mental health is so important these days. 596 00:32:48,592 --> 00:32:50,301 - But there's huge money at stake now. 597 00:32:50,302 --> 00:32:52,428 - I know. - Huge amounts of money. 598 00:32:52,429 --> 00:32:54,430 I mean, trucks will come to your house every day 599 00:32:54,431 --> 00:32:57,601 and just drop piles of cash right on your porch. 600 00:32:59,561 --> 00:33:00,604 Money's good. 601 00:33:10,697 --> 00:33:13,157 Emory, if you, if you don't agree, 602 00:33:13,158 --> 00:33:15,327 drucker's just gonna cancel your insurance. 603 00:33:17,329 --> 00:33:18,871 - Oh, oh, hit it to me. - No. No. 604 00:33:18,872 --> 00:33:20,664 - You're blackmailing me. 605 00:33:20,665 --> 00:33:22,667 - It's not just me. Other people are too. 606 00:33:25,337 --> 00:33:27,046 Look, you have to do this. 607 00:33:27,047 --> 00:33:29,507 You just, you're gonna have to leave here tomorrow, okay? 608 00:33:29,508 --> 00:33:31,967 I'm, I'm sorry, but, you know. 609 00:33:44,022 --> 00:33:45,899 - Emory! Emory! - Hello. 610 00:33:47,734 --> 00:33:50,361 - Emory, look, dandelions. 611 00:33:55,575 --> 00:33:56,951 - Somebody ask for something you know 612 00:33:56,952 --> 00:33:58,620 in your heart you really want. 613 00:34:00,288 --> 00:34:01,122 Yeah, Bruce. 614 00:34:01,123 --> 00:34:02,791 - I'd like a blow job in a thunderbird. 615 00:34:04,834 --> 00:34:07,253 I have to leave the hospital. 616 00:34:07,254 --> 00:34:09,338 - What makes you say that? 617 00:34:09,339 --> 00:34:11,340 - They want me to take my old job back. 618 00:34:11,341 --> 00:34:12,341 I don't wanna go. 619 00:34:13,677 --> 00:34:14,969 Is there something we can do to help you? 620 00:34:14,970 --> 00:34:17,304 - I would, I would help with anything 621 00:34:17,305 --> 00:34:19,265 that would take me out of art therapy. 622 00:34:19,266 --> 00:34:20,432 I hate art therapy. 623 00:34:20,433 --> 00:34:22,476 - I-I don't know what anybody could do for me 624 00:34:22,477 --> 00:34:24,020 in, in this situation. 625 00:34:25,730 --> 00:34:27,399 - Well, then ask for what you want. 626 00:34:29,734 --> 00:34:34,239 Well, maybe, uh, maybe I want help. 627 00:34:35,282 --> 00:34:38,325 - Nobody ever asked us for help before. 628 00:34:38,326 --> 00:34:40,536 - Well, I was an adman, an ad writer, you know, 629 00:34:40,537 --> 00:34:43,290 and, uh, now my ads are successful. 630 00:34:44,708 --> 00:34:45,916 They're not gonna pay my insurance 631 00:34:45,917 --> 00:34:47,669 unless I start writing again. 632 00:34:49,921 --> 00:34:52,007 - Well, maybe we could write ads with you. 633 00:34:52,966 --> 00:34:53,800 - This session is starting 634 00:34:53,801 --> 00:34:55,843 to take on a "little rascals" feel. 635 00:34:55,844 --> 00:34:58,178 - You could send them in. Then you could stay. 636 00:34:58,179 --> 00:35:00,140 I don't think that would work. 637 00:35:03,435 --> 00:35:05,645 Who here wants to be an adman? 638 00:35:08,148 --> 00:35:09,690 - Who here wants to be a fire engine? 639 00:35:09,691 --> 00:35:13,444 Me. 640 00:35:13,445 --> 00:35:15,195 - I know we could do it. 641 00:35:15,196 --> 00:35:17,740 - Do? We'd have to do things? 642 00:35:17,741 --> 00:35:19,033 - Negativo. - Forget it. 643 00:35:19,034 --> 00:35:21,076 - Nope. - Hello, plus. 644 00:35:21,077 --> 00:35:23,537 - We can't do things. 645 00:35:23,538 --> 00:35:26,665 We're maniacs. Ask around. 646 00:35:26,666 --> 00:35:29,586 - I'm telling you, we can do things. 647 00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:33,173 We can do it together. 648 00:35:36,217 --> 00:35:37,552 - Can we write an ad now? 649 00:35:39,679 --> 00:35:40,513 - Sure. 650 00:35:40,514 --> 00:35:43,683 - Wow! I'm fired up. 651 00:35:46,311 --> 00:35:48,396 - Um, how about a car ad? 652 00:35:49,939 --> 00:35:50,939 - Great. 653 00:35:51,816 --> 00:35:53,485 Uh, okay, um. 654 00:35:56,363 --> 00:35:59,115 Oh, huh, I got one for Porsche. 655 00:36:00,950 --> 00:36:03,244 "Hey, man, buy a Porsche." 656 00:36:04,621 --> 00:36:05,497 Anything? 657 00:36:05,498 --> 00:36:07,957 - “Hey, man, buy a Porsche.“ That is interesting. 658 00:36:09,542 --> 00:36:11,418 - He said I was interesting. - I heard that. 659 00:36:11,419 --> 00:36:14,505 - Ooh, ooh. How about this? 660 00:36:14,506 --> 00:36:17,383 "Hello. Buy a Porsche.“ 661 00:36:17,384 --> 00:36:20,428 - hey, I thought up hello. That's mine. 662 00:36:22,722 --> 00:36:24,223 - That was mine. - Yes. Yes. 663 00:36:24,224 --> 00:36:26,141 Hello was George's. 664 00:36:26,142 --> 00:36:27,559 You guys really wanna do this? 665 00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:29,687 Yeah, yes. 666 00:36:29,688 --> 00:36:31,355 - Car ads need, need real punch, though. 667 00:36:31,356 --> 00:36:33,857 They need real sexiness to them. 668 00:36:33,858 --> 00:36:35,068 - Okay, how about this? 669 00:36:36,528 --> 00:36:37,528 "Porsche. 670 00:36:38,947 --> 00:36:42,575 It's a little too small to get laid in, 671 00:36:43,910 --> 00:36:48,081 but you get laid the minute you get out." 672 00:36:50,834 --> 00:36:52,669 Is that enough fucking punch for you? 673 00:36:53,712 --> 00:36:54,878 - That's more like it. 674 00:36:54,879 --> 00:36:56,547 Yeah. 675 00:37:00,093 --> 00:37:01,885 - Hey, come on. Let's sketch. 676 00:37:12,313 --> 00:37:14,481 What are you doing? 677 00:37:14,482 --> 00:37:15,941 - What? What? 678 00:37:15,942 --> 00:37:16,943 - What are you doing? 679 00:37:18,194 --> 00:37:19,070 - Oh, god, what am I doing? 680 00:37:19,071 --> 00:37:20,863 I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm dreaming. 681 00:37:20,864 --> 00:37:24,199 Um, that's what I normally schedule for this hour. 682 00:37:24,200 --> 00:37:26,995 - Don't kid me. You were pining away for that Princess. 683 00:37:29,497 --> 00:37:30,582 - Well, she was cute. 684 00:37:32,333 --> 00:37:34,543 Cuteness is very important to a relationship. 685 00:37:34,544 --> 00:37:36,503 - Oh, god. - Let's go, pal. 686 00:37:36,504 --> 00:37:38,173 There's something I wanna show you. 687 00:37:40,759 --> 00:37:41,842 - Fine. 688 00:37:46,389 --> 00:37:48,599 I think I like that. 689 00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:50,851 - Look at this, will you? 690 00:37:50,852 --> 00:37:54,563 Ah, come on. You cannot have sex with a saab. 691 00:37:54,564 --> 00:37:57,233 It's abnormal. And you could get hurt. 692 00:37:58,109 --> 00:37:59,568 - I'm not saying it's possible. 693 00:37:59,569 --> 00:38:01,278 I'm saying it might be interesting. 694 00:38:01,279 --> 00:38:04,490 - It's cleanser, so we have to emphasize the product. 695 00:38:04,491 --> 00:38:06,158 - Correct, hello, but, hello, 696 00:38:06,159 --> 00:38:08,952 we have to hit it in such a way, hello, 697 00:38:08,953 --> 00:38:10,662 that makes the product memorable. 698 00:38:10,663 --> 00:38:11,830 Hello, how you doing? 699 00:38:11,831 --> 00:38:13,248 - Okay, draw it up your way. 700 00:38:13,249 --> 00:38:14,876 - Fine, hello, I'll do just that. 701 00:38:16,044 --> 00:38:19,171 - I've never heard George say anything but hello. 702 00:38:19,172 --> 00:38:21,965 I've never seen them so excited about anything. 703 00:38:21,966 --> 00:38:23,717 They're so alive now. 704 00:38:23,718 --> 00:38:25,261 - Do you mind? Hello. 705 00:38:26,346 --> 00:38:28,096 We're working. 706 00:38:32,852 --> 00:38:35,729 - Yes, yes, yes, we are in the country. 707 00:38:35,730 --> 00:38:38,690 I smell mountains. 708 00:38:39,527 --> 00:38:42,778 Fortunately, they smell like grape-nuts. 709 00:38:42,779 --> 00:38:46,990 Oh, you have the sexiest hands I've ever seen. 710 00:38:46,991 --> 00:38:48,826 - I do my own nails. 711 00:38:48,827 --> 00:38:50,829 - Your knuckles are breathtaking. 712 00:38:52,121 --> 00:38:53,997 Hey, when we get out of here, let's go out on a date. 713 00:38:53,998 --> 00:38:55,874 I can pick you up in a station wagon, 714 00:38:55,875 --> 00:38:58,335 take you out for some Italian food, huh? 715 00:38:58,336 --> 00:38:59,837 I know a place where they learn your name 716 00:38:59,838 --> 00:39:02,923 after you've spent $10,000 on food. 717 00:39:02,924 --> 00:39:04,509 - I don't like Italian food. 718 00:39:08,012 --> 00:39:09,639 I don't think I can make a date. 719 00:39:15,854 --> 00:39:18,398 - You've been here really a long time, haven't you? 720 00:39:23,319 --> 00:39:25,530 - There's nothing for me out there anymore. 721 00:39:29,158 --> 00:39:31,995 I had some bad experiences. 722 00:39:34,038 --> 00:39:35,038 Very bad. 723 00:39:37,125 --> 00:39:39,252 My parents died when I was young. 724 00:39:40,545 --> 00:39:42,672 They split my brother, Adam and I, up. 725 00:39:44,257 --> 00:39:45,508 He was my best friend. 726 00:39:47,385 --> 00:39:48,385 I got sad. 727 00:39:49,220 --> 00:39:52,724 So sad I couldn't do anything, practically. 728 00:39:54,017 --> 00:39:55,268 But now I'm safe here. 729 00:39:56,686 --> 00:40:00,939 Anyway, that's why I came here. 730 00:40:00,940 --> 00:40:02,233 - What about your brother? 731 00:40:05,820 --> 00:40:07,196 - Adam's in the army now. 732 00:40:08,448 --> 00:40:09,615 He's promised to come and get me 733 00:40:09,616 --> 00:40:10,991 when his tour of duty is up. 734 00:40:10,992 --> 00:40:13,620 - Mm. - When he does, I'll leave. 735 00:40:14,704 --> 00:40:16,331 Till then, I stick around. 736 00:40:20,126 --> 00:40:21,252 Will you stay? 737 00:40:22,337 --> 00:40:23,463 - Me? Well, I. 738 00:40:25,381 --> 00:40:27,716 I have a whole life to rebuild. 739 00:40:27,717 --> 00:40:29,761 I- I can't forget about that. 740 00:40:31,554 --> 00:40:33,096 - Why not? 741 00:40:39,812 --> 00:40:42,898 - A mental institution. - Sir, coming up here 742 00:40:42,899 --> 00:40:44,943 was the only way this could have been handled. 743 00:40:48,196 --> 00:40:49,739 - They're here. - Here we are. 744 00:40:51,407 --> 00:40:54,117 - Hello. - Hello. Hi. 745 00:40:56,287 --> 00:40:57,497 - Hello. Hello. 746 00:40:58,498 --> 00:41:02,042 Design, especially for the packet. 747 00:41:02,043 --> 00:41:03,627 - Wow! - Sit. I'll sit there. 748 00:41:03,628 --> 00:41:04,587 - Hello. - Yeah, right. 749 00:41:04,588 --> 00:41:06,838 - Wow! - Hello. Hello. 750 00:41:08,925 --> 00:41:10,384 My friends have something very exciting 751 00:41:10,385 --> 00:41:12,970 we'd like to share with you, some beautiful- 752 00:41:12,971 --> 00:41:15,222 - did somebody fart, 753 00:41:15,223 --> 00:41:19,518 or did this whole room just drive past an oil refinery? 754 00:41:19,519 --> 00:41:20,353 My actual name is Joe, 755 00:41:20,354 --> 00:41:22,355 but my friends call me saabs. 756 00:41:23,731 --> 00:41:25,691 - This is very okay. 757 00:41:25,692 --> 00:41:29,570 This is the type of thing that goes on. 758 00:41:32,532 --> 00:41:35,409 - None of these people would kill a person, would they? 759 00:41:35,410 --> 00:41:37,995 - Okay, let's show them what we have. 760 00:41:37,996 --> 00:41:39,122 Uh, lights, please. 761 00:41:43,334 --> 00:41:47,004 Now, we want to be honest. 762 00:41:47,005 --> 00:41:51,049 Um, cigarette companies have been romanticizing smoking 763 00:41:51,050 --> 00:41:55,053 for years, but they had to put medical disclaimers 764 00:41:55,054 --> 00:41:55,888 on the package. 765 00:41:55,888 --> 00:41:56,723 Now, what we're saying is 766 00:41:56,724 --> 00:41:59,516 why not stick it right into the advertising? 767 00:41:59,517 --> 00:42:00,517 Manuel. 768 00:42:04,397 --> 00:42:06,440 - If you're risking cancer, 769 00:42:06,441 --> 00:42:09,067 shouldn't your cigarette deliver real flavor? 770 00:42:09,068 --> 00:42:11,236 Shouldn't something that might make you die 771 00:42:11,237 --> 00:42:12,946 really taste great? 772 00:42:13,990 --> 00:42:16,199 "Amalfi super thins. 773 00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:18,618 Pulmonary cancer? Perhaps. 774 00:42:18,619 --> 00:42:20,037 Flavor? For sure." 775 00:42:24,709 --> 00:42:27,169 That was brilliant. Brilliant. 776 00:42:27,170 --> 00:42:29,463 - Thank you, Manuel. Thank you very much. 777 00:42:29,464 --> 00:42:33,925 Um, Kathy burgess has some new ideas 778 00:42:33,926 --> 00:42:37,012 uh, for new directions in corporate advertising, Kathy. 779 00:42:37,013 --> 00:42:38,693 - I can't do it. - Come on, Kathy. Come on. 780 00:42:39,640 --> 00:42:41,851 - Excuse me. - I-I am shy. 781 00:42:43,061 --> 00:42:46,313 - Albert Einstein was shy. Marie curie was shy. 782 00:42:46,314 --> 00:42:48,315 She also had bad skin and damaged hair. 783 00:42:48,316 --> 00:42:51,527 You, at least, are beautiful and poetic. 784 00:42:54,530 --> 00:42:55,948 - That worked. - Mm-hmm. 785 00:43:01,370 --> 00:43:03,789 - Um, "you may think phone service stinks 786 00:43:03,790 --> 00:43:05,540 since deregulation, 787 00:43:05,541 --> 00:43:07,542 but don't mess with us, because we're all you got. 788 00:43:07,543 --> 00:43:11,254 In fact, if we fold, you'll have no damn phones. 789 00:43:11,255 --> 00:43:12,882 Atand" - Kathy, move. 790 00:43:15,134 --> 00:43:17,469 - “We're tired of taking your crap." 791 00:43:23,309 --> 00:43:25,435 Marvelous, Kathy. Marvelous. 792 00:43:25,436 --> 00:43:28,396 - Um, how often have we seen a travel ad 793 00:43:28,397 --> 00:43:33,193 with a suntanned, oil-lubricated girl in a bikini 794 00:43:33,194 --> 00:43:35,863 slipping into the ocean, with a caption that reads 795 00:43:36,823 --> 00:43:37,782 "come to The Bahamas“? 796 00:43:37,783 --> 00:43:42,036 Now, what are we? Bruce, what are we really saying? 797 00:43:46,833 --> 00:43:48,708 - “Come in The Bahamas.“ 798 00:43:48,709 --> 00:43:51,002 - yikes. - Fuck. 799 00:43:51,003 --> 00:43:52,839 Thank you, Bruce. Thank you. 800 00:43:58,010 --> 00:43:59,137 - This is insane. 801 00:44:01,973 --> 00:44:03,349 - That's what we're here for. 802 00:44:28,749 --> 00:44:30,542 - I know what the ad said. 803 00:44:30,543 --> 00:44:33,379 Sir, The Bahamas makes no sexual guarantee of any kind. 804 00:44:34,380 --> 00:44:35,715 I have no idea. 805 00:44:36,591 --> 00:44:38,593 We don't make those kind of arrangements. 806 00:44:57,653 --> 00:44:59,446 - Where do you want it? - Excuse me, please. 807 00:44:59,447 --> 00:45:01,323 Set it up right over here. 808 00:45:01,324 --> 00:45:03,575 - Emory, come here. Come here. 809 00:45:03,576 --> 00:45:04,576 Listen to this. 810 00:45:05,369 --> 00:45:07,913 Sorry. 811 00:45:07,914 --> 00:45:10,373 - "Saab 9000 turbo. 812 00:45:10,374 --> 00:45:11,833 If you don't drive one, 813 00:45:11,834 --> 00:45:14,502 you should be placed in a state facility, period." 814 00:45:14,503 --> 00:45:16,213 - That's telling 'em, saabs. Come here. 815 00:45:17,174 --> 00:45:18,215 - Great. - Emory. 816 00:45:18,216 --> 00:45:20,425 Emory, come here. Look at this. 817 00:45:20,426 --> 00:45:22,470 - Okay, all right, you ready? - Mm-hmm. 818 00:45:23,554 --> 00:45:24,971 - “We know you love him. 819 00:45:24,972 --> 00:45:27,349 But if he happens to die, 820 00:45:27,350 --> 00:45:29,935 we give you two Mercedes and a summer home. 821 00:45:29,936 --> 00:45:32,646 Wouldn't that be nice too? John hancock." 822 00:45:32,647 --> 00:45:33,564 - Perfect, Bruce. 823 00:45:33,565 --> 00:45:36,441 - Emory. Stephen bachman. - Oh, thanks. 824 00:45:36,442 --> 00:45:37,817 Hey, Steve. 825 00:45:37,818 --> 00:45:39,653 The supplies and staff you sent were perfect. 826 00:45:39,654 --> 00:45:42,948 - Emory, Emory. Ad two in the New York campaign. 827 00:45:42,949 --> 00:45:46,368 "Come to New York. There were fewer murders last year.“ 828 00:45:46,369 --> 00:45:47,869 - that's great, mort. - Do you like it? 829 00:45:47,870 --> 00:45:49,788 - Great. That was mort, yeah. 830 00:45:49,789 --> 00:45:51,498 Yeah, everybody's working up the storyboards 831 00:45:51,499 --> 00:45:52,791 for the commercials. 832 00:45:52,792 --> 00:45:55,460 Ah-ha. Well, okay, let me tell 'em. 833 00:45:55,461 --> 00:45:58,922 Hey, he's gonna try to get you covenants with guarantees. 834 00:45:58,923 --> 00:46:00,799 - Great. What are those? 835 00:46:00,800 --> 00:46:03,760 - What? They're contracts for jobs. 836 00:46:03,761 --> 00:46:05,887 That means we'll have jobs! 837 00:46:05,888 --> 00:46:07,055 That's great, Emory. 838 00:46:07,056 --> 00:46:08,682 Oh, ask him about the ballet tickets. 839 00:46:08,683 --> 00:46:10,934 - Uh, hold on a second. Hold on, Steve. 840 00:46:10,935 --> 00:46:11,894 - What? - Well, I noticed, you see, 841 00:46:11,895 --> 00:46:15,480 that there's a performance of "swan lake" on the 5th. 842 00:46:15,481 --> 00:46:18,359 - Hey, Steve. Uh, we have eight people here. 843 00:46:19,277 --> 00:46:21,319 Yeah, make that seven, 844 00:46:21,320 --> 00:46:23,697 who wanna go and see the new York city ballet on the 5th. 845 00:46:23,698 --> 00:46:24,782 Can you help us? 846 00:46:26,575 --> 00:46:28,868 - Great. Okay. - What? What? 847 00:46:28,869 --> 00:46:31,288 - We'll have box seats at the ballet. 848 00:46:31,289 --> 00:46:32,789 He'll bring the tickets Thursday. 849 00:46:32,790 --> 00:46:36,209 - Oh, my god, really? - That's wonderful. 850 00:46:36,210 --> 00:46:38,378 - Hey, okay. Keep it down out here, will you? 851 00:46:38,379 --> 00:46:40,046 This is still a hospital, you know? 852 00:46:40,047 --> 00:46:41,339 - What's going on? 853 00:46:41,340 --> 00:46:43,634 We're going to the ballet. 854 00:46:45,011 --> 00:46:46,887 - Who is? - We all are. 855 00:46:50,975 --> 00:46:53,394 - Hey, Kathy. - She must really hate ballet. 856 00:46:55,479 --> 00:46:56,564 Kathy! 857 00:46:59,442 --> 00:47:00,442 - Dr. Koch. 858 00:47:01,360 --> 00:47:02,194 Bring the rest of that stuff down- 859 00:47:02,195 --> 00:47:03,987 - get Dr. Baylor in my office. 860 00:47:03,988 --> 00:47:06,197 - Afternoon, sir. - Yes, sir. 861 00:47:06,198 --> 00:47:08,825 - Hey, Kathy. - Leave me alone. 862 00:47:08,826 --> 00:47:10,327 - Why are you doing this? - Doing what? 863 00:47:10,328 --> 00:47:12,162 - Running from me. 864 00:47:12,163 --> 00:47:15,373 - Because I care about you, and you're gonna leave. 865 00:47:15,374 --> 00:47:17,334 - I'm not gonna leave. - I know you're gonna leave. 866 00:47:17,335 --> 00:47:18,668 - I'm not. 867 00:47:18,669 --> 00:47:20,003 - You said you were leaving. 868 00:47:20,004 --> 00:47:22,505 You were very specific about your destination. 869 00:47:22,506 --> 00:47:24,883 - I said we were going to a ballet. 870 00:47:24,884 --> 00:47:26,384 - That's where it starts. 871 00:47:26,385 --> 00:47:28,053 - We're coming back. 872 00:47:28,054 --> 00:47:31,014 They limit the time you spend in there. 873 00:47:31,015 --> 00:47:32,599 - I can't go. 874 00:47:32,600 --> 00:47:35,977 I can't make any more changes until my brother comes. 875 00:47:35,978 --> 00:47:37,730 - Have you ever even heard from him? 876 00:47:39,565 --> 00:47:40,565 - Of course. 877 00:47:41,233 --> 00:47:42,318 - Oh, don't let's run. 878 00:47:44,570 --> 00:47:46,571 - You turn the whole hospital upside down 879 00:47:46,572 --> 00:47:48,948 to keep one patient? 880 00:47:48,949 --> 00:47:51,117 You've got mental patients out there with secretaries 881 00:47:51,118 --> 00:47:53,536 - and rotary lines. - And it's working. 882 00:47:53,537 --> 00:47:54,954 For the first time in their lives, 883 00:47:54,955 --> 00:47:57,582 these people have something productive to do. 884 00:47:57,583 --> 00:47:59,501 - Good. Alert the medical journals. 885 00:47:59,502 --> 00:48:03,880 - Horace, they're coming out of their shells for once. 886 00:48:03,881 --> 00:48:07,300 George cartelli has said nothing but hello since 1977. 887 00:48:07,301 --> 00:48:09,219 Now he talks. 888 00:48:09,220 --> 00:48:12,639 Something important has happened to these people. 889 00:48:12,640 --> 00:48:14,641 - I administrate a hospital, goddamn it. 890 00:48:14,642 --> 00:48:17,853 - That is no excuse. - All right. Enough. 891 00:48:19,814 --> 00:48:21,023 You're wasting your time. 892 00:48:23,734 --> 00:48:25,319 - Now, just wait a minute. 893 00:48:27,738 --> 00:48:29,615 This is a building proposal. 894 00:48:30,950 --> 00:48:32,826 The head of the drucker company has agreed 895 00:48:32,827 --> 00:48:37,122 to fund and construct a new wing of the medical library. 896 00:48:37,123 --> 00:48:38,123 Here. 897 00:48:39,792 --> 00:48:40,792 Take a look. 898 00:48:42,586 --> 00:48:44,964 They're very interested in naming this after you. 899 00:48:48,384 --> 00:48:50,218 - Nobody writes to people here, 900 00:48:50,219 --> 00:48:52,846 but Adam writes me two letters a week, 901 00:48:52,847 --> 00:48:54,764 keeping me up on what's going on in his life 902 00:48:54,765 --> 00:48:56,267 and when he's coming to get me. 903 00:49:00,020 --> 00:49:01,355 That's devotion. 904 00:49:05,443 --> 00:49:07,569 If I leave, he won't be able to find me. 905 00:49:07,570 --> 00:49:09,195 - Well, have you considered a forwarding address? 906 00:49:09,196 --> 00:49:11,865 The post office really enjoys that kind of stuff. 907 00:49:11,866 --> 00:49:15,161 - The post office sucks. - You've been there. 908 00:49:16,078 --> 00:49:17,370 Hold me. 909 00:49:24,795 --> 00:49:26,713 I'm starting to really need you now. 910 00:49:26,714 --> 00:49:29,215 This is no joke. Please hold me. 911 00:49:29,216 --> 00:49:31,217 - Oh, oh, well, I am holding you. 912 00:49:31,218 --> 00:49:32,635 - I know, it's a female thing. 913 00:49:32,636 --> 00:49:34,846 - We say it a few times. - Oh. 914 00:49:34,847 --> 00:49:37,932 - You're the first person I've ever let into my room. 915 00:49:37,933 --> 00:49:40,602 - Oh, well, it- - tell me you'll wait. 916 00:49:40,603 --> 00:49:42,770 - Don't leave before me. - Okay. 917 00:49:42,771 --> 00:49:43,731 - You don't have to do it, 918 00:49:43,732 --> 00:49:47,734 - but just tell me you will. - I will. 919 00:49:56,827 --> 00:49:57,869 - We'll return to the- - mom, dad, 920 00:49:57,870 --> 00:49:59,413 commercials are on. 921 00:50:26,315 --> 00:50:28,358 - Hey, you can't leave the scene of an accident. 922 00:50:28,359 --> 00:50:30,401 - That's hit-and-run. - Up yours, pal. 923 00:50:30,402 --> 00:50:31,612 I got a delivery to make. 924 00:50:32,571 --> 00:50:36,157 - Hey, did you see that? Look at that! 925 00:50:36,158 --> 00:50:37,659 Continental express. 926 00:50:37,660 --> 00:50:40,996 We'll screw them to get your package there on time. 927 00:50:41,997 --> 00:50:43,581 - All right, that was mine. 928 00:50:43,582 --> 00:50:45,375 That was mine, that was mine. 929 00:50:45,376 --> 00:50:46,335 All right, that was mine! 930 00:50:46,336 --> 00:50:47,669 - That was not yours. 931 00:50:47,670 --> 00:50:50,463 I've worked my tail off on this account. 932 00:50:51,840 --> 00:50:54,551 - Hey, hey, hey. - Drucker. 933 00:50:54,552 --> 00:50:57,136 - On the ad scene today, Charles f. Drucker. 934 00:50:57,137 --> 00:50:59,180 A man who has single-handedly changed 935 00:50:59,181 --> 00:51:00,890 the face of advertising. 936 00:51:00,891 --> 00:51:02,559 - Well, Larry, it's really the product 937 00:51:02,560 --> 00:51:05,562 of many years of personal research. 938 00:51:05,563 --> 00:51:09,148 Total honesty in advertising began as a vision I had 939 00:51:09,149 --> 00:51:11,026 when I was a young adman in Milwaukee. 940 00:51:11,944 --> 00:51:13,152 - I don't believe that jerk. 941 00:51:13,153 --> 00:51:15,113 - A man who's passionate- - I like Larry king. 942 00:51:15,114 --> 00:51:16,990 - I'm talking about drucker. 943 00:51:16,991 --> 00:51:17,825 He took all the credit. 944 00:51:17,826 --> 00:51:20,868 - Who needs credit? - I need compact women. 945 00:51:20,869 --> 00:51:22,745 Where does all this go? 946 00:51:22,746 --> 00:51:24,581 - Well, Larry, the boundaries are wide-open. 947 00:51:24,582 --> 00:51:26,291 We haven't explored radio yet. 948 00:51:26,292 --> 00:51:28,251 Yeah, right. I don't believe it. 949 00:51:28,252 --> 00:51:30,253 He's taken all the credit. 950 00:51:30,254 --> 00:51:33,673 - Emory's right. They don't give us any respect at all. 951 00:51:33,674 --> 00:51:36,050 - Well, we're not really working for respect, hello, 952 00:51:36,051 --> 00:51:38,761 but for a sense of community and sharing. 953 00:51:38,762 --> 00:51:39,971 - Hello, how are you? - Yeah, you know, 954 00:51:39,972 --> 00:51:41,306 we have a purpose now. 955 00:51:41,307 --> 00:51:42,515 We have things to do now, 956 00:51:42,516 --> 00:51:45,977 where formerly only boredom and mania were available to us. 957 00:51:45,978 --> 00:51:48,396 - They promised to take us to the ballet. 958 00:51:48,397 --> 00:51:49,731 - Ballet? 959 00:51:49,732 --> 00:51:52,191 Do you have any idea what those people make off us? 960 00:51:52,192 --> 00:51:53,319 Who cares? 961 00:51:54,528 --> 00:51:55,570 - If we stop working for them, 962 00:51:55,571 --> 00:51:57,488 we'll have to go back to art therapy. 963 00:51:57,489 --> 00:51:58,573 - Hey, this is wrong. 964 00:51:58,574 --> 00:52:01,743 What they are doing to you is wrong. 965 00:52:01,744 --> 00:52:05,288 - Oh, I hate art therapy. I hate art. 966 00:52:05,289 --> 00:52:07,332 I hate those little figurines. 967 00:52:07,333 --> 00:52:08,500 I also hate vinyl. 968 00:52:10,085 --> 00:52:11,461 Am I off the point here? 969 00:52:11,462 --> 00:52:14,047 - You would not believe how far. 970 00:52:14,048 --> 00:52:16,007 - Hello, you know, hello, I mean, I mean, 971 00:52:16,008 --> 00:52:17,508 I mean, could, could Emory have a point? 972 00:52:17,509 --> 00:52:18,677 Hello, how's it hanging? 973 00:52:19,678 --> 00:52:20,887 - Do I have a point? What do you mean? 974 00:52:20,888 --> 00:52:22,388 Of course I have a point. 975 00:52:22,389 --> 00:52:24,182 Those people are taking advantage of you, 976 00:52:24,183 --> 00:52:25,725 and something has to be done. 977 00:52:25,726 --> 00:52:27,935 Yes, yes, yes! 978 00:52:27,936 --> 00:52:29,604 - We can't just. - All right. 979 00:52:29,605 --> 00:52:31,148 - All right. - Folks. 980 00:52:34,151 --> 00:52:35,319 We're shit. 981 00:52:36,779 --> 00:52:38,947 We're nobodies in the big parade. 982 00:52:40,658 --> 00:52:41,658 We got lucky. 983 00:52:42,326 --> 00:52:44,702 Making noise at this point's just not worth it. 984 00:52:44,703 --> 00:52:48,206 - You are not shit, and you are not nobodies. 985 00:52:48,207 --> 00:52:50,958 And you shouldn't let anyone treat you like you are. 986 00:52:50,959 --> 00:52:52,335 - But I don't wanna rock the boat. 987 00:52:52,336 --> 00:52:54,504 We've got too much to lose. 988 00:52:54,505 --> 00:52:56,006 - I don't wanna lose any stuff. 989 00:52:57,800 --> 00:52:59,885 - Emory, please. 990 00:53:01,887 --> 00:53:03,597 Don't rock the boat. 991 00:53:11,480 --> 00:53:14,899 - So it is with great personal satisfaction 992 00:53:14,900 --> 00:53:16,943 that Charles f. Drucker and associates presents you 993 00:53:16,944 --> 00:53:19,613 with a token of overwhelming recognition. 994 00:53:20,948 --> 00:53:23,033 - Oh! - Pens. 995 00:53:27,079 --> 00:53:30,540 - Somewhat fancy ballpoint pens. 996 00:53:30,541 --> 00:53:33,751 - Pens? What the fuck are we gonna do with pens? 997 00:53:33,752 --> 00:53:36,587 - I already have a pen. It's a bic. 998 00:53:36,588 --> 00:53:37,797 - I have a question. 999 00:53:37,798 --> 00:53:40,258 - Okay, uh, why don't we all just save questions 1000 00:53:40,259 --> 00:53:42,760 for the end of the- - shut the fuck up, Steve. 1001 00:53:42,761 --> 00:53:44,470 - He decided to rock the boat. 1002 00:53:44,471 --> 00:53:47,598 - Are you telling me that after all they've done, 1003 00:53:47,599 --> 00:53:50,352 you're giving them pens? 1004 00:53:51,311 --> 00:53:54,439 Last night you sat in front of millions of people on TV. 1005 00:53:54,440 --> 00:53:55,565 You sat and had the gall- 1006 00:53:55,566 --> 00:53:57,608 - it would not have been appropriate 1007 00:53:57,609 --> 00:53:59,610 to attribute our success in public 1008 00:53:59,611 --> 00:54:01,571 to inmates in a mental institution. 1009 00:54:01,572 --> 00:54:03,657 - Why not? It's true, isn't it? 1010 00:54:04,575 --> 00:54:06,159 My god, you've been lying to people so long 1011 00:54:06,160 --> 00:54:08,245 you don't even know the difference anymore. 1012 00:54:09,747 --> 00:54:11,038 - Emory's right. 1013 00:54:11,039 --> 00:54:12,915 These little black pens with gold trim 1014 00:54:12,916 --> 00:54:14,459 don't spell any real kind of thank-you to me. 1015 00:54:14,460 --> 00:54:15,460 - Yeah! 1016 00:54:16,295 --> 00:54:19,505 - This was designed as an experiment in psychiatry. 1017 00:54:19,506 --> 00:54:20,882 Financial compensation was never- 1018 00:54:20,883 --> 00:54:23,593 - oh, this is not about money. 1019 00:54:23,594 --> 00:54:25,428 This is about generosity of spirit. 1020 00:54:25,429 --> 00:54:27,972 They worked hard. They struggled for you. 1021 00:54:27,973 --> 00:54:30,349 - Right. - Yeah. 1022 00:54:30,350 --> 00:54:31,185 - You have to give them something 1023 00:54:31,186 --> 00:54:32,977 that shows you appreciate what they've done. 1024 00:54:32,978 --> 00:54:35,146 I wanna know what you're gonna give them. 1025 00:54:35,147 --> 00:54:36,856 Give it, give it, give it. 1026 00:54:36,857 --> 00:54:38,897 - Yeah, we wanna know when. - What are we gonna get? 1027 00:54:42,029 --> 00:54:44,239 Notice. 1028 00:54:45,407 --> 00:54:47,492 I'm giving you notice. You're all fired. 1029 00:54:47,493 --> 00:54:48,576 Let's get out of here now. 1030 00:54:48,577 --> 00:54:50,161 - Fired? - Now! 1031 00:54:50,162 --> 00:54:52,079 - Not smart. 1032 00:54:52,080 --> 00:54:54,666 - I object. What about my ballet tickets? 1033 00:54:56,543 --> 00:54:57,543 Sir. 1034 00:54:58,712 --> 00:55:01,256 - What happened? What happened? 1035 00:55:03,675 --> 00:55:05,886 Did that just happen? Hello? 1036 00:55:08,013 --> 00:55:09,514 What went down? 1037 00:55:14,603 --> 00:55:17,480 - Emory, I think you did the right thing. 1038 00:55:17,481 --> 00:55:19,607 Everyone really appreciates it, underneath. 1039 00:55:19,608 --> 00:55:20,526 - Way to go, shit box. 1040 00:55:20,527 --> 00:55:22,527 - That was brilliant, shit box. 1041 00:55:22,528 --> 00:55:25,363 - We're back to art therapy again, shit box. 1042 00:55:25,364 --> 00:55:26,364 - Way underneath. 1043 00:55:40,337 --> 00:55:41,839 - It can't be that difficult. 1044 00:55:43,131 --> 00:55:48,219 All we have to do is find the compelling truth 1045 00:55:48,220 --> 00:55:49,638 in each product. 1046 00:55:54,393 --> 00:55:56,687 - Okay. How about this? 1047 00:55:58,105 --> 00:56:00,439 "Try this shampoo. It's fantastic." 1048 00:56:00,440 --> 00:56:01,817 - It's boring, not true. 1049 00:56:02,985 --> 00:56:04,068 - Okay, so then we just say 1050 00:56:04,069 --> 00:56:06,737 that it'll do certain great things for your hair. 1051 00:56:06,738 --> 00:56:08,906 - It doesn't do anything for anybody's hair. 1052 00:56:08,907 --> 00:56:12,076 It robs hair of body. All shampoos do. 1053 00:56:12,077 --> 00:56:14,245 - How about if we just say 1054 00:56:14,246 --> 00:56:17,832 "it robs your hair of body, but please use it anyway"? 1055 00:56:17,833 --> 00:56:19,417 - Get the aspirin. - All right. 1056 00:56:19,418 --> 00:56:21,670 Forget the shampoo. 1057 00:56:22,713 --> 00:56:24,297 Think aspirin. 1058 00:56:29,678 --> 00:56:33,431 "4 out of 5 pharmacists recommend it." 1059 00:56:33,432 --> 00:56:35,224 How do we know that? 1060 00:56:35,225 --> 00:56:38,145 Every aspirin says something like that, goddamn it! 1061 00:56:39,771 --> 00:56:43,316 I want the honesty. 1062 00:56:43,317 --> 00:56:45,943 - I thought we were just trying to make it sound honest. 1063 00:56:45,944 --> 00:56:47,320 - No, real honesty. 1064 00:56:47,321 --> 00:56:50,574 I want us to be really honest. 1065 00:56:51,825 --> 00:56:54,952 - Uh, I'm lost. - I'm completely lost. 1066 00:56:54,953 --> 00:56:57,372 - Honesty, goddamn it! The, the truth! 1067 00:57:01,752 --> 00:57:03,670 Like what you would say to your mother. 1068 00:57:05,088 --> 00:57:08,758 - How about “bayer aspirin. - We hope it's the best"? 1069 00:57:08,759 --> 00:57:10,510 - No, wrong, completely off. 1070 00:57:11,511 --> 00:57:12,596 Goddamn it! 1071 00:57:13,639 --> 00:57:15,724 Can't we just say something? 1072 00:57:23,857 --> 00:57:24,857 Harris. 1073 00:57:27,694 --> 00:57:29,071 Say something honest. 1074 00:57:31,031 --> 00:57:32,031 No holds barred. 1075 00:57:40,040 --> 00:57:43,293 - I like small boys. 1076 00:57:46,046 --> 00:57:47,046 God. 1077 00:57:52,719 --> 00:57:55,513 - About the product, you fucking idiot. 1078 00:58:01,269 --> 00:58:02,269 Olander. 1079 00:58:03,313 --> 00:58:04,356 - Sir, can I? - No. 1080 00:58:06,858 --> 00:58:11,780 - Um, sir, I-I didn't get a lot of sleep last night, 1081 00:58:12,572 --> 00:58:15,199 but I'm sure I can have something pretty honest 1082 00:58:15,200 --> 00:58:16,867 for you by Tuesday. 1083 00:58:16,868 --> 00:58:17,994 - Talk to me. Talk to me. 1084 00:58:17,995 --> 00:58:19,495 - Sir, I think we're dead in the water 1085 00:58:19,496 --> 00:58:20,746 unless we go back up there 1086 00:58:20,747 --> 00:58:22,498 and give them something really special. 1087 00:58:22,499 --> 00:58:26,962 - We are dependent on a bunch of lunatics in a nuthouse? 1088 00:58:30,882 --> 00:58:31,967 I don't believe this. 1089 00:58:39,808 --> 00:58:42,810 - Okay, we talked about Clay, 1090 00:58:42,811 --> 00:58:45,146 and we talked about primary colors, 1091 00:58:45,147 --> 00:58:47,106 and we talked about drawing 1092 00:58:47,107 --> 00:58:49,942 and how different people see different things 1093 00:58:49,943 --> 00:58:51,611 in different ways. 1094 00:58:52,529 --> 00:58:53,822 Bruce! 1095 00:59:03,498 --> 00:59:05,332 Hello. 1096 00:59:07,294 --> 00:59:09,837 Hello. 1097 00:59:09,838 --> 00:59:11,882 - Hey. Hey, you guys, hey. 1098 00:59:13,091 --> 00:59:14,508 - Look. - Bruce! 1099 00:59:14,509 --> 00:59:15,593 Look. 1100 00:59:19,057 --> 00:59:21,140 - No, no, no, I think you've made a mistake. 1101 00:59:21,141 --> 00:59:22,600 These cars do not belong here. 1102 00:59:22,601 --> 00:59:24,727 I cannot accept these. 1103 00:59:24,728 --> 00:59:27,146 Ooh. 1104 00:59:27,147 --> 00:59:28,939 - I gotta deliver these things. 1105 00:59:28,940 --> 00:59:30,483 They're paid for. They're unloaded. 1106 00:59:30,484 --> 00:59:31,318 I got the work sheets here. 1107 00:59:31,318 --> 00:59:32,277 - I can take care of this. 1108 00:59:32,278 --> 00:59:34,195 - No, I think you have taken care of enough around here. 1109 00:59:34,196 --> 00:59:35,696 - No, no, wait. No, wait, wait. 1110 00:59:35,697 --> 00:59:37,740 Let me just explain what happened here. 1111 00:59:37,741 --> 00:59:39,825 The cars were brought- - we own luxury cars. 1112 00:59:39,826 --> 00:59:41,410 - Oh, I hope there's a saab in there. 1113 00:59:41,411 --> 00:59:43,996 I currently don't see one. 1114 00:59:43,997 --> 00:59:45,372 - This is a mental-health facility. 1115 00:59:45,373 --> 00:59:46,540 Get these cars out of here. 1116 00:59:46,541 --> 00:59:49,502 - Hey, hey, you leave those cars right where they are. 1117 00:59:49,503 --> 00:59:51,212 - You understand that this business agreement 1118 00:59:51,213 --> 00:59:53,756 with drucker had a therapeutic purpose. 1119 00:59:53,757 --> 00:59:57,384 The benefits gleaned from it were to be psychological, 1120 00:59:57,385 --> 00:59:58,220 not financial. 1121 00:59:58,221 --> 01:00:01,765 - I mean, we did get pens. I love my pen. 1122 01:00:03,266 --> 01:00:04,101 - What the hell is going on here? 1123 01:00:04,102 --> 01:00:07,061 - Everyone needs some recognition for the sweat they put in. 1124 01:00:07,062 --> 01:00:08,145 - These people are confined. 1125 01:00:08,146 --> 01:00:10,397 - They can still have the cars. 1126 01:00:10,398 --> 01:00:12,024 I don't care if they sit in the parking lot. 1127 01:00:12,025 --> 01:00:14,026 They worked for the cars. They deserve 'em. 1128 01:00:14,027 --> 01:00:16,821 Jesus Christ, man, those cars are theirs. 1129 01:00:16,822 --> 01:00:19,240 - Explain our position to these people. 1130 01:00:23,203 --> 01:00:25,746 - I don't think I'd do a good job. 1131 01:00:25,747 --> 01:00:27,665 I don't agree with it. 1132 01:00:29,084 --> 01:00:31,335 Guys, go get 'em. 1133 01:00:31,336 --> 01:00:33,170 - Thanks, Dr. Baylor. 1134 01:00:40,345 --> 01:00:45,308 - I don't believe it. Wow. 1135 01:00:48,937 --> 01:00:50,855 Oh, the woodwork. 1136 01:00:50,856 --> 01:00:51,731 And the wheels. 1137 01:00:51,732 --> 01:00:56,695 Get in and drive it. 1138 01:01:08,290 --> 01:01:09,290 - You drive. 1139 01:01:11,626 --> 01:01:13,170 I've been saving this. 1140 01:01:16,798 --> 01:01:20,259 - Hello, mom? Guess, guess where I'm calling from. 1141 01:01:20,260 --> 01:01:21,553 Hello, how the hell are ya? 1142 01:01:23,972 --> 01:01:26,056 - I hope to god there's a saab around here somewhere. 1143 01:01:26,057 --> 01:01:27,433 I don't see one anywhere. 1144 01:01:27,434 --> 01:01:30,186 My favorite model's a '76 gle. 1145 01:01:30,187 --> 01:01:31,437 - You keep going on about those. 1146 01:01:31,438 --> 01:01:33,564 The whole world knows those cars didn't start half the time. 1147 01:01:33,565 --> 01:01:34,690 - They weren't sup, 1148 01:01:34,691 --> 01:01:36,859 they weren't supposed to start all the time. 1149 01:01:42,991 --> 01:01:46,536 - Okay, I'm going to run some caucasians down today. 1150 01:01:49,372 --> 01:01:50,706 All right. 1151 01:01:54,085 --> 01:01:57,046 - I don't really drive. - You'd never know it. 1152 01:01:57,047 --> 01:02:00,174 Hey, look out! Watch out behind you! 1153 01:02:00,175 --> 01:02:01,467 Hey, come on. 1154 01:02:05,430 --> 01:02:08,182 Whoo! 1155 01:02:08,183 --> 01:02:10,060 - Farewell, my darling. 1156 01:02:11,394 --> 01:02:13,021 Careful. 1157 01:02:15,649 --> 01:02:18,401 - All I ever wanted was a '76 gle. 1158 01:02:19,736 --> 01:02:23,156 It has a lousy blue-book value of what, 900 bucks. 1159 01:02:25,784 --> 01:02:29,286 What would've been the big freaking deal? 1160 01:02:53,478 --> 01:02:54,687 Hey. Hold on. 1161 01:02:54,688 --> 01:02:59,609 Get out of the Lane-way. 1162 01:02:59,943 --> 01:03:01,902 - Did you know that with the top-of-the-line German cars, 1163 01:03:01,903 --> 01:03:05,239 if you accidentally kill people, Germany pays for it? 1164 01:03:05,240 --> 01:03:06,323 - That's good. 1165 01:03:07,201 --> 01:03:10,202 - Watch out, asshole. - Pull over. Pull over. 1166 01:03:10,203 --> 01:03:11,495 Pull to the side. 1167 01:03:11,496 --> 01:03:15,207 - Get out of here, get out of here. You're jaywalking. 1168 01:03:23,842 --> 01:03:25,135 - Tallyho. - Hi. 1169 01:03:35,228 --> 01:03:37,604 Woo hoo! 1170 01:03:37,605 --> 01:03:41,191 - Oh. - Watch, watch out. Watch out. 1171 01:03:49,075 --> 01:03:50,075 - Hey, watch. - Oh! 1172 01:03:54,247 --> 01:03:55,874 Stop the car, Kathy! 1173 01:03:59,002 --> 01:04:01,003 How do I stop it? I don't. 1174 01:04:05,633 --> 01:04:08,011 - God. - I feel stronger now. 1175 01:04:09,095 --> 01:04:10,971 - Really? I mean, uh, 1176 01:04:10,972 --> 01:04:12,599 you think strong enough to leave? 1177 01:04:13,600 --> 01:04:14,642 - Maybe I can. 1178 01:04:15,894 --> 01:04:17,478 Maybe I should think about leaving. 1179 01:04:17,479 --> 01:04:18,479 Mm-hmm. 1180 01:04:19,856 --> 01:04:22,566 - Oh, boy. But if I did, I'd have to go slow. 1181 01:04:22,567 --> 01:04:25,486 I- I would have to rent an apartment or a condo. 1182 01:04:25,487 --> 01:04:28,364 - Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. - God, that scares me. 1183 01:04:28,365 --> 01:04:32,159 - Condos scare millions of people every day. 1184 01:04:32,160 --> 01:04:33,911 - I would have to leave my brother, Adam, 1185 01:04:33,912 --> 01:04:35,080 a forwarding address. 1186 01:04:36,164 --> 01:04:37,456 I'd have to deal with the post office. 1187 01:04:37,457 --> 01:04:39,876 The postal workers often talk slow and garbled. 1188 01:04:40,752 --> 01:04:43,337 - Um, we can hire special interpreters. 1189 01:04:43,338 --> 01:04:44,338 - I'd have to shop. 1190 01:04:45,256 --> 01:04:47,883 I'd have to go to the dmv. 1191 01:04:47,884 --> 01:04:50,178 I'd have to go over the rules again in general. 1192 01:04:51,096 --> 01:04:55,516 Emory, I'm scared. 1193 01:04:55,517 --> 01:04:56,725 If I went out, I'd wanna know 1194 01:04:56,726 --> 01:04:58,477 that you would be there for me. 1195 01:04:58,478 --> 01:05:03,400 - I'd be there. I'd be the man standing next to you. 1196 01:05:03,942 --> 01:05:07,152 You'd recognize me. I'd be the one who was smiling. 1197 01:05:17,080 --> 01:05:18,247 - They deliver the cars? 1198 01:05:18,248 --> 01:05:20,457 - Yes, sir. And I think it worked. 1199 01:05:20,458 --> 01:05:21,458 - Okay, but that's it. 1200 01:05:21,459 --> 01:05:23,377 From now on, we're gonna play hardball with them. 1201 01:05:23,378 --> 01:05:25,629 I'm gonna negotiate separate contracts with them. 1202 01:05:25,630 --> 01:05:28,173 - Sir, I don't really think these people are capable. 1203 01:05:28,174 --> 01:05:29,008 - Oh, bullshit. 1204 01:05:29,009 --> 01:05:31,301 They're motivated by greed just like everybody else. 1205 01:05:31,302 --> 01:05:32,636 We're gonna get each one of them to think 1206 01:05:32,637 --> 01:05:34,346 they're being given special consideration. 1207 01:05:34,347 --> 01:05:35,181 They'll compete. 1208 01:05:35,182 --> 01:05:37,558 Output will increase, but so will our control. 1209 01:05:38,643 --> 01:05:42,104 They deserve pens. We gave them cars. 1210 01:05:42,105 --> 01:05:44,691 Fuck them. Yes. 1211 01:05:45,650 --> 01:05:46,984 - Excuse me? 1212 01:05:48,778 --> 01:05:50,488 - I said, “fuck them." 1213 01:06:02,792 --> 01:06:04,126 Every ad agency in this country 1214 01:06:04,127 --> 01:06:06,879 would like a crack at what I'm about to do. 1215 01:06:06,880 --> 01:06:10,090 I want you to keep these people happy and intact. 1216 01:06:10,091 --> 01:06:12,093 - What about Emory? - Leeson? 1217 01:06:13,636 --> 01:06:14,636 Get rid of him. 1218 01:06:17,390 --> 01:06:19,893 Your other little leprechauns will take care of everything. 1219 01:06:28,026 --> 01:06:31,154 J“ hello, hello, hello j“ 1220 01:06:33,990 --> 01:06:38,953 j“ what a wonderful word j” j“ hello j“ 1221 01:06:40,371 --> 01:06:45,335 j“ hello, hello, hello j“ 1222 01:06:46,252 --> 01:06:50,381 j“ you can hear it wherever you go j“ 1223 01:07:01,434 --> 01:07:02,810 - What are you doing in here? 1224 01:07:03,770 --> 01:07:06,313 - Kathy burgess feels she's ready to leave the hospital, 1225 01:07:06,314 --> 01:07:08,691 and I'm calling her brother to make arrangements. 1226 01:07:10,818 --> 01:07:14,321 - No, no, I don't think this is the best time for that. 1227 01:07:14,322 --> 01:07:16,449 - Clinically. - Well, I do. 1228 01:07:17,575 --> 01:07:19,619 - My medical opinion differs from yours. 1229 01:07:21,079 --> 01:07:23,622 - Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 1230 01:07:23,623 --> 01:07:26,291 This is not your medical opinion. 1231 01:07:26,292 --> 01:07:28,377 This is your financial opinion. 1232 01:07:28,378 --> 01:07:30,128 You're afraid if Kathy leaves the hospital, 1233 01:07:30,129 --> 01:07:31,255 the others might wanna leave too, 1234 01:07:31,256 --> 01:07:33,924 and that would jeopardize your relationship with drucker. 1235 01:07:33,925 --> 01:07:35,300 - I'm gonna ask you to leave this room now. 1236 01:07:35,301 --> 01:07:38,637 - Look, she has worked very hard at her recovery, 1237 01:07:38,638 --> 01:07:39,930 and if we don't support her now, 1238 01:07:39,931 --> 01:07:42,016 I feel it could seriously set her back. 1239 01:07:44,269 --> 01:07:47,479 Horace, I will not let you interfere with this girl. 1240 01:07:47,480 --> 01:07:50,650 - Sure, you will. You're off her case. 1241 01:07:51,859 --> 01:07:55,821 In fact, you're off everybody's case. 1242 01:07:55,822 --> 01:07:58,407 You just got fired, young lady. 1243 01:07:58,408 --> 01:08:02,703 So pack up your office, and do it quietly. 1244 01:08:02,704 --> 01:08:04,580 My phoning the authorities to remove you 1245 01:08:04,581 --> 01:08:06,915 wouldn't look too good on your resume. 1246 01:08:06,916 --> 01:08:10,795 J“ what a wonderful word, hello j“ 1247 01:08:16,050 --> 01:08:18,093 We could have people over for a barbecue. 1248 01:08:18,094 --> 01:08:21,097 - Oh, yeah, we'd have, uh, yeah, baby back ribs. 1249 01:08:22,307 --> 01:08:26,101 And, uh, we could invite mort and saabs and Mr. Hsu. 1250 01:08:26,102 --> 01:08:27,812 - But wait a minute, wait a minute. 1251 01:08:29,897 --> 01:08:32,899 Don't you think they'd feel bad if we leave them behind? 1252 01:08:32,900 --> 01:08:33,901 They really love you. 1253 01:08:35,194 --> 01:08:37,447 - That's why they'd be happy for us, you know. 1254 01:08:39,282 --> 01:08:40,116 - Okay. - You kidding? 1255 01:08:40,116 --> 01:08:41,116 They'll be thrilled. 1256 01:08:42,160 --> 01:08:45,329 Yes, right away, sir. This copy is yours. 1257 01:08:45,330 --> 01:08:46,997 This has to interface with- 1258 01:08:46,998 --> 01:08:49,416 - hey, hsu, I've got some great news. 1259 01:08:49,417 --> 01:08:50,751 - I'm too busy. Talk to me in three weeks. 1260 01:08:50,752 --> 01:08:52,252 - Three weeks? Hey. 1261 01:08:52,253 --> 01:08:55,339 - The word on the second floor is that you're running dry. 1262 01:08:55,340 --> 01:08:58,634 - I may have a block. There never seems to be enough time. 1263 01:08:59,719 --> 01:09:01,053 Watch it, watch it, watch it. 1264 01:09:01,054 --> 01:09:02,554 - And since I agreed to sign a contract 1265 01:09:02,555 --> 01:09:03,972 with the drucker firm, 1266 01:09:03,973 --> 01:09:06,683 I'll be unable to consult with your company. 1267 01:09:06,684 --> 01:09:08,894 - George cartelli. - George? 1268 01:09:08,895 --> 01:09:11,229 - Of course, be sure to use the familiar hello 1269 01:09:11,230 --> 01:09:12,898 at the top of the letter. 1270 01:09:12,899 --> 01:09:14,317 - Uh. - And at the bottom. 1271 01:09:16,277 --> 01:09:18,070 I can't read his name. 1272 01:09:22,700 --> 01:09:25,619 - Hey, Bruce. - Huh? Oh, I'm on the phone. 1273 01:09:25,620 --> 01:09:27,287 - I got something to tell you. 1274 01:09:27,288 --> 01:09:28,288 - Fax it. 1275 01:09:29,165 --> 01:09:29,999 - You're ready to leave. 1276 01:09:30,000 --> 01:09:32,668 In fact, I personally can't wait. 1277 01:09:32,669 --> 01:09:34,252 But you're not taking anyone with you. 1278 01:09:34,253 --> 01:09:35,587 - Kathy wants to leave. 1279 01:09:35,588 --> 01:09:38,173 - No, no. She's not going anywhere. 1280 01:09:38,174 --> 01:09:40,509 She needs to be here. She knows it. 1281 01:09:40,510 --> 01:09:42,219 - She can be released by appearing 1282 01:09:42,220 --> 01:09:44,262 before a patients review board. 1283 01:09:44,263 --> 01:09:46,723 - Correct, and based on my evaluation, 1284 01:09:46,724 --> 01:09:48,642 she's not even ready to appear. 1285 01:09:48,643 --> 01:09:49,560 - Well, then maybe it's time 1286 01:09:49,561 --> 01:09:51,853 to get Dr. Baylor's evaluation. 1287 01:09:51,854 --> 01:09:53,397 - You might be right, only Dr. Baylor 1288 01:09:53,398 --> 01:09:54,816 is no longer employed here. 1289 01:09:57,777 --> 01:10:00,028 - You're quite a son of a bitch. 1290 01:10:01,989 --> 01:10:03,073 - You can't do this to Kathy. 1291 01:10:03,074 --> 01:10:04,033 I'll contact her family. 1292 01:10:04,034 --> 01:10:06,910 You know you can't do this to someone who has family. 1293 01:10:06,911 --> 01:10:08,162 - Family? What family? 1294 01:10:11,249 --> 01:10:12,249 Her brother. 1295 01:10:13,000 --> 01:10:14,794 Are you going to contact her brother? 1296 01:10:16,045 --> 01:10:17,964 Did she show you those letters? 1297 01:10:19,215 --> 01:10:20,341 From her brother? 1298 01:10:21,718 --> 01:10:25,011 In the army? 1299 01:10:25,012 --> 01:10:26,514 She wrote those herself. 1300 01:10:30,476 --> 01:10:31,977 - You know that isn't true. 1301 01:10:31,978 --> 01:10:34,938 - You're not the first person she's fooled. 1302 01:10:34,939 --> 01:10:37,442 You're not the first person she's sought help from. 1303 01:10:39,193 --> 01:10:40,402 You're not the first male patient 1304 01:10:40,403 --> 01:10:42,989 she's brought to her special place. 1305 01:10:44,449 --> 01:10:46,616 Did you write the letters or not? 1306 01:10:46,617 --> 01:10:50,537 - Well, I certainly don't think so. 1307 01:10:50,538 --> 01:10:54,040 You don't think so? 1308 01:10:54,041 --> 01:10:56,501 - I-I have a brother, okay? 1309 01:10:56,502 --> 01:10:59,004 He'll be flying in somehow to take me away. 1310 01:10:59,005 --> 01:11:01,131 - Oh wow, this is sounding harder to believe than ever. 1311 01:11:01,132 --> 01:11:03,092 Why didn't you say it like this before? 1312 01:11:05,052 --> 01:11:06,220 - Because. 1313 01:11:09,682 --> 01:11:14,228 There are some things I'm not sure of. 1314 01:11:17,148 --> 01:11:21,486 As years pass here, you do begin to wonder what's real. 1315 01:11:22,403 --> 01:11:25,865 I didn't wanna take the chance of expressing that to you. 1316 01:11:28,159 --> 01:11:30,827 Everybody's always so sure of everything. 1317 01:11:30,828 --> 01:11:33,539 Certainty is bullshit. Everybody's just hoping. 1318 01:11:34,957 --> 01:11:38,836 Did you promise other guys 1319 01:11:39,796 --> 01:11:41,339 that you would leave with them? 1320 01:11:43,841 --> 01:11:47,344 - Why do I have to dignify these accusations with answers? 1321 01:11:47,345 --> 01:11:49,763 - Why? Kathy, because you, 1322 01:11:49,764 --> 01:11:52,182 you made an impact in my life. 1323 01:11:52,183 --> 01:11:53,851 Because you made me hopeful. 1324 01:11:55,061 --> 01:11:58,313 - Do you have any idea how much you're hurting me? 1325 01:11:58,314 --> 01:11:59,732 - Well, what about me, Kathy? 1326 01:12:01,067 --> 01:12:03,735 You, you've been asking me to pin my hopes 1327 01:12:03,736 --> 01:12:05,654 on a fictitious situation. 1328 01:12:05,655 --> 01:12:08,949 A brother who was scheduled to fly in on wings 1329 01:12:08,950 --> 01:12:12,661 - and whisk you away. - I did not say wings. 1330 01:12:12,662 --> 01:12:14,789 I never said wings. 1331 01:12:24,590 --> 01:12:26,466 - You're not waiting for anyone, are you? 1332 01:12:26,467 --> 01:12:28,928 You're staying here. 1333 01:12:32,265 --> 01:12:37,228 - Don't look at me like I lied to you. 1334 01:12:37,520 --> 01:12:39,522 Hoping and believing is not lying. 1335 01:12:41,482 --> 01:12:43,316 You said you cared for me. 1336 01:12:43,317 --> 01:12:45,820 But if you care for somebody, you trust them. 1337 01:12:47,196 --> 01:12:49,573 They confused me here. 1338 01:12:49,574 --> 01:12:52,535 And anybody who commits to me is gonna have to realize that. 1339 01:13:19,770 --> 01:13:24,400 - I got it. I got it. - Thanks. 1340 01:13:25,902 --> 01:13:28,403 - Hi, um, I hear you're gonna leave. 1341 01:13:28,404 --> 01:13:30,989 - I don't like the idea. - You can't go, Emory. 1342 01:13:30,990 --> 01:13:32,657 - We just found out we're pitching 1343 01:13:32,658 --> 01:13:34,576 a very special client tomorrow. 1344 01:13:34,577 --> 01:13:35,619 - Which is why we haven't been able 1345 01:13:35,620 --> 01:13:37,579 to spend any great deal of time with you. 1346 01:13:37,580 --> 01:13:38,830 - Emory's leaving. 1347 01:13:38,831 --> 01:13:40,707 - I'm sorry I called you shit box. 1348 01:13:40,708 --> 01:13:43,126 - Mr. Drucker said if we win this account, 1349 01:13:43,127 --> 01:13:45,712 we'll all be eligible for bonds and stock options. 1350 01:13:45,713 --> 01:13:48,466 - Yes, and I heard that they may throw in some licorice. 1351 01:13:49,926 --> 01:13:52,720 - Hello. I wanna go with you. 1352 01:13:54,889 --> 01:13:56,431 - Well, you can't, George. 1353 01:13:56,432 --> 01:13:57,557 - But I'm already packed. 1354 01:13:57,558 --> 01:13:58,851 Hello, how's the family? 1355 01:14:00,186 --> 01:14:02,939 - I-I-I-I can't take anyone with me. 1356 01:14:04,065 --> 01:14:05,565 - Hey, don't go, em. 1357 01:14:05,566 --> 01:14:07,609 I don't think I can handle this creatively. 1358 01:14:07,610 --> 01:14:09,903 - Baylor's gone. You're gone. 1359 01:14:09,904 --> 01:14:11,989 No, this make me way too sad. 1360 01:14:13,532 --> 01:14:17,035 - Well, I-I thought 1361 01:14:17,036 --> 01:14:19,120 i- I'd found a woman I could love 1362 01:14:19,121 --> 01:14:20,498 and, you know, who, uh, 1363 01:14:22,875 --> 01:14:23,709 who I could believe in, 1364 01:14:23,710 --> 01:14:26,837 but, but the whole thing just fell through, I guess. 1365 01:14:29,757 --> 01:14:32,509 So. 1366 01:14:32,510 --> 01:14:35,762 - Don't go, em. We love you. 1367 01:14:35,763 --> 01:14:38,432 And if you attempt to leave, we will try and kill you. 1368 01:14:45,356 --> 01:14:46,356 - Bye, Manny. 1369 01:14:53,698 --> 01:14:57,117 - Here's a gift. It's a comb. - Oh. 1370 01:14:57,118 --> 01:14:58,828 - It's plastic. - Manny. 1371 01:15:01,163 --> 01:15:03,206 - It's the rearview mirror from my BMW. 1372 01:15:03,207 --> 01:15:04,457 I- I yanked it off. 1373 01:15:04,458 --> 01:15:05,709 I- I'd like you to have it. 1374 01:15:05,710 --> 01:15:07,877 - Look at that. That's great, Bruce, thank you. 1375 01:15:07,878 --> 01:15:09,671 That's... here. 1376 01:15:09,672 --> 01:15:12,298 It's, it's a hello box. 1377 01:15:12,299 --> 01:15:15,468 Inside you'll find about 119 hellos. 1378 01:15:15,469 --> 01:15:17,595 They should last you well into the summer. 1379 01:15:17,596 --> 01:15:20,057 - If you need some more, we can send them out ups. 1380 01:15:21,475 --> 01:15:23,018 - I'm gonna miss you guys. Thanks. 1381 01:15:23,019 --> 01:15:26,396 Okay, we can go now, I think. See you. 1382 01:16:32,505 --> 01:16:33,505 Oh, god. 1383 01:16:35,508 --> 01:16:39,845 Oh. 1384 01:16:59,365 --> 01:17:00,365 God. 1385 01:17:02,785 --> 01:17:03,785 God. 1386 01:17:13,588 --> 01:17:16,464 - Bennington hospital. - Kathy burgess, please. 1387 01:17:16,465 --> 01:17:18,675 I'm sorry, it's after hours, sir. 1388 01:17:18,676 --> 01:17:20,135 - This is very important. 1389 01:17:20,136 --> 01:17:21,219 Her calls are being referred 1390 01:17:21,220 --> 01:17:22,096 to Dr. Koch's office. 1391 01:17:22,097 --> 01:17:23,763 I'll connect you. 1392 01:17:28,686 --> 01:17:30,019 Directory assistance. 1393 01:17:30,020 --> 01:17:31,939 - Uh, Dr. Elizabeth baylor, please. 1394 01:17:33,315 --> 01:17:35,650 What area is that in, sir? 1395 01:17:35,651 --> 01:17:37,986 - Um, I-I don't know, 1396 01:17:37,987 --> 01:17:39,612 but we're gonna start looking for this number, 1397 01:17:39,613 --> 01:17:42,490 and we're not gonna stop until we get very old. 1398 01:17:45,369 --> 01:17:46,495 - Ladies and gentlemen, 1399 01:17:48,706 --> 01:17:50,916 this is Mr. Yumio yamashita, 1400 01:17:52,334 --> 01:17:53,918 who represents the Sony corporation, 1401 01:17:53,919 --> 01:17:56,671 which is perhaps the most powerful consumer-electronics firm 1402 01:17:56,672 --> 01:17:58,006 on this planet. 1403 01:17:58,007 --> 01:18:00,633 We welcome them this morning. 1404 01:18:05,723 --> 01:18:07,683 - Thank you for having us here, 1405 01:18:09,018 --> 01:18:11,437 gentlemen and lady. 1406 01:18:13,063 --> 01:18:16,566 It is your honest approach to advertising 1407 01:18:16,567 --> 01:18:19,485 that has caught the world's attention. 1408 01:18:19,486 --> 01:18:21,446 - Your lunatics look a little crappy this morning. 1409 01:18:21,447 --> 01:18:22,906 Isn't there something medical you can give them 1410 01:18:22,907 --> 01:18:24,240 to spice them up a little bit? 1411 01:18:24,241 --> 01:18:25,950 - American products. 1412 01:18:25,951 --> 01:18:28,453 We are looking forward to seeing 1413 01:18:28,454 --> 01:18:32,708 how you have tailored your approach to work for us. 1414 01:18:33,584 --> 01:18:35,627 Thank you. Thank you. 1415 01:18:35,628 --> 01:18:38,505 Thank you. 1416 01:18:46,847 --> 01:18:47,847 George? 1417 01:18:49,600 --> 01:18:50,726 That means let's go. 1418 01:18:57,024 --> 01:18:59,485 - “Hello, babe. We're Sony. 1419 01:19:00,694 --> 01:19:01,694 How's it going?" 1420 01:19:03,781 --> 01:19:05,323 - Killer. 1421 01:19:05,324 --> 01:19:08,284 - What is that? - Not sure. 1422 01:19:08,285 --> 01:19:09,953 - Get him off of there. 1423 01:19:09,954 --> 01:19:14,832 Sorry, uh, this is for something else, not Sony. 1424 01:19:14,833 --> 01:19:15,918 Yeah. Bruce? 1425 01:19:24,760 --> 01:19:28,764 Sony, gurm. 1426 01:19:34,311 --> 01:19:37,189 - It's not totally fleshed out yet. 1427 01:19:40,234 --> 01:19:41,442 It's better if you do that. 1428 01:19:41,443 --> 01:19:44,779 - Uh, this - Happens with lunatics. 1429 01:19:44,780 --> 01:19:47,115 Sometimes you get a little craziness. 1430 01:19:47,116 --> 01:19:52,036 Um, it's, uh, all part of the charm. 1431 01:19:52,037 --> 01:19:53,289 What the hell is this? 1432 01:19:54,290 --> 01:19:56,166 You! Get up there. 1433 01:20:09,888 --> 01:20:13,599 Ah, Sony. Sony. 1434 01:20:13,600 --> 01:20:14,600 - Sony. 1435 01:20:20,357 --> 01:20:21,357 Bony. 1436 01:20:23,152 --> 01:20:24,736 - What, what the hell is this thing, huh? 1437 01:20:24,737 --> 01:20:27,781 - He's, he's comparing. - Uh, I'm lost. 1438 01:20:28,741 --> 01:20:32,660 - Gentlemen, you are wasting my time. 1439 01:20:35,622 --> 01:20:37,791 - Get the hell out there after them. 1440 01:20:41,337 --> 01:20:44,213 I thought you said you were on top of this, goddamn it. 1441 01:20:44,214 --> 01:20:46,174 These people are dysfunctional. 1442 01:20:46,175 --> 01:20:48,509 Well, you better hope that they glow tomorrow morning, 1443 01:20:48,510 --> 01:20:51,221 and you better pray that I get this company back here. 1444 01:20:54,600 --> 01:20:55,600 - You heard him. 1445 01:20:57,519 --> 01:20:59,438 We want the old stuff, and fast. 1446 01:21:00,564 --> 01:21:01,815 You've got until tomorrow. 1447 01:21:03,442 --> 01:21:04,442 - No. 1448 01:21:08,030 --> 01:21:09,406 That's right, I said no. 1449 01:21:11,700 --> 01:21:13,786 First you got rid of Dr. Baylor. 1450 01:21:15,287 --> 01:21:16,872 Then you got rid of Emory. 1451 01:21:18,040 --> 01:21:20,376 You lied to them, to me and all of us. 1452 01:21:22,795 --> 01:21:24,212 I don't like it here anymore. 1453 01:21:24,213 --> 01:21:27,465 - That's unfortunate, 'cause you're not going anywhere. 1454 01:21:27,466 --> 01:21:30,968 You're crazy. Crazy people stay here. 1455 01:21:41,188 --> 01:21:44,941 So if you don't come up with the best ads I've ever seen, 1456 01:21:44,942 --> 01:21:45,859 I'm gonna have you broken up 1457 01:21:45,860 --> 01:21:47,610 and reassigned to an institution 1458 01:21:47,611 --> 01:21:49,321 that doesn't get too much sunlight. 1459 01:22:22,938 --> 01:22:24,105 - You know, in about 50 minutes, 1460 01:22:24,106 --> 01:22:26,566 there's gonna be an awful lot of military personnel 1461 01:22:26,567 --> 01:22:28,569 wondering where the hell this chopper is. 1462 01:22:29,945 --> 01:22:30,946 - We'll have it back. 1463 01:22:33,449 --> 01:22:35,576 It's my sister, man, it's an emergency. 1464 01:22:36,660 --> 01:22:39,245 Hey, where do you think she might be? 1465 01:22:42,458 --> 01:22:45,335 - Try the area around that little barn. 1466 01:23:31,632 --> 01:23:32,632 - Adam! 1467 01:23:33,967 --> 01:23:35,594 I knew it. Oh, Adam. 1468 01:23:37,471 --> 01:23:39,222 - Are you okay? 1469 01:23:39,223 --> 01:23:40,766 - I-I-I guess so. 1470 01:23:41,850 --> 01:23:43,601 How'd you know where to find me? 1471 01:23:43,602 --> 01:23:46,313 - You got some very good friends. 1472 01:23:52,110 --> 01:23:53,737 - Do you forgive me? 1473 01:24:01,578 --> 01:24:06,500 Surprise! 1474 01:24:09,336 --> 01:24:13,005 So you believe me? 1475 01:24:35,237 --> 01:24:37,114 - Hey! George! - Hello! 1476 01:24:53,547 --> 01:24:55,257 It's real. It's real. 1477 01:24:57,050 --> 01:24:58,092 It's, it's real. 1478 01:24:58,093 --> 01:25:00,845 - What are you talking about? - Something's real. 1479 01:25:00,846 --> 01:25:02,680 - What? - It's good. 1480 01:25:02,681 --> 01:25:05,057 - Look. Look, there they are. 1481 01:25:05,058 --> 01:25:07,184 Hey, come on, come on. 1482 01:25:07,185 --> 01:25:10,146 Hey, Emory. 1483 01:25:10,147 --> 01:25:11,315 - Oh, hey! Hey! 1484 01:25:15,360 --> 01:25:17,820 - Come on. - Wow, that's real. 1485 01:25:20,949 --> 01:25:23,577 - Hey, George, go get your case. 1486 01:25:28,457 --> 01:25:30,500 Come on! Come on, George! 1487 01:25:32,628 --> 01:25:34,379 - Yeah! - Inside window! 1488 01:25:38,050 --> 01:25:39,759 - Put the belt on. 1489 01:25:39,760 --> 01:25:41,553 Okay, everybody ready? 1490 01:25:42,471 --> 01:25:44,096 Take it up, okay? 1491 01:25:50,729 --> 01:25:52,271 - Hello. - Good to see ya. 1492 01:25:52,272 --> 01:25:54,357 - Good bye. - Goodbye. 1493 01:25:54,358 --> 01:25:55,691 - Bye. - Goodbye. 1494 01:25:55,692 --> 01:25:57,903 - Goodbye! Goodbye! - Whoa! 1495 01:25:59,029 --> 01:26:01,323 - Goodbye, you knuckleheads! 1496 01:26:29,142 --> 01:26:31,103 I guess we lost that job, huh? 1497 01:26:32,521 --> 01:26:35,981 - Hey. Hey, we can create our own company, of course. 1498 01:26:37,150 --> 01:26:38,359 - Really? - All right. 1499 01:26:38,360 --> 01:26:39,194 - But we can't, hello. 1500 01:26:39,195 --> 01:26:41,654 We, we don't know how to write ads anymore. 1501 01:26:41,655 --> 01:26:43,030 - Of course we can. 1502 01:26:43,031 --> 01:26:44,740 We can do whatever the heck we want. 1503 01:26:44,741 --> 01:26:46,951 - Yeah. We just need to get a client. 1504 01:26:46,952 --> 01:26:48,327 - Yeah. Yeah. 1505 01:26:48,328 --> 01:26:51,706 - Okay, well, let's work on that Sony ad. 1506 01:26:51,707 --> 01:26:53,791 - Uh, what can we say about Sony? 1507 01:26:53,792 --> 01:26:54,792 What can we say about the Japanese? 1508 01:26:54,793 --> 01:26:56,711 Yeah, let's start now. 1509 01:26:56,712 --> 01:26:58,587 - Um, um, um. - They're rich. 1510 01:26:58,588 --> 01:26:59,631 - No, no, no. 1511 01:27:01,383 --> 01:27:05,761 - The Japanese. Japanese, Japanese. 1512 01:27:05,762 --> 01:27:08,140 - The Japanese. They're short. 1513 01:27:09,558 --> 01:27:12,101 So their eyes are closer to the electronic components 1514 01:27:12,102 --> 01:27:14,145 than many other nationalities'. 1515 01:27:18,900 --> 01:27:20,986 Caucasians are too tall and gangly. 1516 01:27:22,487 --> 01:27:24,739 Look how far away the Caucasian workers' eyes are 1517 01:27:24,740 --> 01:27:26,158 from the integrated circuitry. 1518 01:27:29,078 --> 01:27:31,454 That's why Sony products are better. 1519 01:27:31,455 --> 01:27:35,040 Sony. Because caucasians are just too damn tall.